I may be an unemployable chronically depressed deeply traumatized can't-pic-a-profitable-field-of-study-to-save-her-life Christian Canadian Chaos mage borderline obsessive cumpulsive probably dyslexic and dyscalculic Chicagoan-a-Montrealaise transurbanite prone to writing the worst prose humanity has ever witnessed incapable of getting laid at an university etc
BUT
i cut my left nut off myself!
how many people can say that they've done that? not very many. probably more than have climbed mount everest but probably less than the cumulative alumni of the ivy league. so please stop addressing me with "Miss" on your correspondence. I deserve a "Madame" or least a properly capitalized and punctuated "Ms."
BUT
i cut my left nut off myself!
how many people can say that they've done that? not very many. probably more than have climbed mount everest but probably less than the cumulative alumni of the ivy league. so please stop addressing me with "Miss" on your correspondence. I deserve a "Madame" or least a properly capitalized and punctuated "Ms."