The ShroomMother
Trucks grandpa spotted in the wild
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I would be livid if they tore that down. 'You fools, he was the only thing holding the portal closed! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!'
@Doll @Decayable hi doll hi decayable
Hello, graf-chan! 
@Doll @Decayable If I end up in your state this week you better come out for a beer 🫵🏻
@graf @Doll @Decayable That sounds worse than having @scenesbycolleen trolling you on the web.
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen ouch, be nice mom :(
also if I pass thru your state you better come out for a beer too!
also if I pass thru your state you better come out for a beer too!
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen Bring the beer to me and I'll indulge. You're scaring me sweetie.
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen what why scaring
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen I'm just not leaving my house, under any condition. You stopping by would be fine and funny
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@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen You got a problem with your neighbors? I'll fuck somebody up for you mom tell me what they've done
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen Thanks, they're actually very nice and keep to themselves like I do. Aktually, we don't even have a watering hole less than an hour away from here.
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen okay, bringing the beer! I might bring my friend ariel too
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen Would be entertaining. I can't believe you're still on the USA tour. I thought you were going to stop in Detroit and go home.
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen I met a girl in Detroit and I went home, I'm sitting in my underwear on my couch right now. I'm starting a real USA tour tonight or early tomorrow morning tho. I will probably drive thru the night tonight ngl
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen Always wear clean undies, in case you end up "somewhere". It's important my Mom said.
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen yo my dad always said to make sure I was always wearing clean underwear in case I get arrested or shot literally lmfao my mom adopted it because she's a nurse and she just said morgue and I was like "why would somebody in the morgue care, you shit yourself when you die anyway"