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In the interest of Science™️I have texted my sister and added a can of pineapple rings and two packets of koolaid to my request list for her next visit. The White man will NOT fall behind in goyslop technology, not on my watch. I will make nigger pickles to rival Metal Gear

They're gonna be in Africomas if they keep eating these things. On the conservative end one jar has the same sugar as 10 cans of coke

Thats my vote. I vaguely remember niggers doing this one time before but they put the koolaid in those big jars of Mt Olive dill pickles. I think that was so nasty they couldn't even eat it

The First Rule of Fedi is never stop posting

Post through the humiliation

If you say something stupid, double down on it

If you've already doubled down, triple down and call other people jews.

If you delete or stop posting they win

NSP. Never Stop Posting

Who the blue fuck are you?

To this day I'm not sure what caused this or why it worked but I found out at about 8 years old if I recorded a wrestling PPV, even if the picture was scrambled on the screen the VHS recorded it unscrambled. It worked for like 3 years and then we got a new cable box and it stopped working

Thanks Graf. I appreciate that. Hopefully I can go home Monday like they plan

Sometimes they have a hot dog guy outside, you're right. There should also be a sandwich truck

who fuck muh xbox

The bright side to all this is that I finally get to install all those handicapped toys that make things fun. Can't wait to test this baby on taco night

> be me
> trying to relearn to speak
> frustrated, watch youtube for days
> to practice I just try to repeat parts of the videos
> my first actual speech since stroke is slurring "Raid Shadow Legends"
> mfw I'm just going to rope myself

Every year the US government drops millions of pieces of fish flavored ravioli out of helicopters in to woodland. The ravioli has an oral rabies vaccine inside it stopping raccoons, foxes, coyotes, and skunks from contracting rabies.

This is an acceptable use of my tax money

This is how fucked up things really are

Government: Yeah so, aliens are real. We've been in contact with them. We've hidden it for decades

Public: Thats crazy, so when can we expect gas to not be 7 dollars a gallon you pedophiles?

I would unironically be happy with that, I'm a simple guy. Just don't forget to make my death about race. If the news says I didn't want that they're lying

He really is the smart one here, you're probably right

I'm at the ER right now cause I couldn't get it to stop. They're going to repack it and wrap it again. I'll get my leg raised as soon as I get home