Egregoros

"I wasn't even there," says man whose job was to be there and prevent something like this

Things are developing on twitter. Apparently there's a whole spectrum of belief about can opening that ranges from single-purpose machine purists to just stabbing it with a knife and peeling it guys and then there's also a second axis about people who do or don't eat canned food.
Someone please make a canned acceptability vs can opening tools political compass