Round 1, Match 7: Matty vs. Mint #faggottourney
It's time for one of the more controversial matches that this tournament has to offer; NCD's admin, Matty, vs. ryona.agency's admin, mint!
Matty is one of the few contestants who canonically doesn't have a dick and balls - not because he got a surgery to remove them, but because he manages to explode his cock every Thursday. Running one of the larger fediverse instances is going to ruffle at least a few feathers, and that's what's landed him here!
Mint, on the other hand, runs ryona.agency - and they're the lowest seed in this tournament. Mint is hoping you're feeling a bit cold so you'll accept their pedojacketing. Better vote the way they want in the time they want or you'll be suffering their consequences - which often look like them rifling through a filecabinet of your old posts.
1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.
7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.
8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.
It's time for one of the more controversial matches that this tournament has to offer; NCD's admin, Matty, vs. ryona.agency's admin, mint!
Matty is one of the few contestants who canonically doesn't have a dick and balls - not because he got a surgery to remove them, but because he manages to explode his cock every Thursday. Running one of the larger fediverse instances is going to ruffle at least a few feathers, and that's what's landed him here!
Mint, on the other hand, runs ryona.agency - and they're the lowest seed in this tournament. Mint is hoping you're feeling a bit cold so you'll accept their pedojacketing. Better vote the way they want in the time they want or you'll be suffering their consequences - which often look like them rifling through a filecabinet of your old posts.
1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.
7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.
8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.