Egregoros

Round 1, Match 5: SiRrogueKnight vs. Subnetter #faggottourney

It's time for local corporate journalist SiRrogueKnight to face off against tournament newcomer Subnetter!

Subnetter is a lefty-ish person who claims to be on Pernia's list of "confirmed women," but the community voted that subnetter is a guy, so (s)he is eligible! They call themselves queer, though a quick survey of Fedi seems spilt on faggot or tranny.

This borderline eligible newcomer faces off against last year's finalist - who is ALSO only just-barely eligible! That's right, last year's match was a tie (60-60), which resulted in the most contentious finals in all of Fedi tournament history! SiRrogueKnight is one of the FEW people on Fedi who is open about their real name. They've posted multiple opinion pieces in The Korea Times, and in true journalistic fashion they've threatened to dox multiple people here. They sperged out hard enough over the tournament last year that their wife had to tell them to stop posting online! The behavior that got them nominated in the first place? They love blocking people, starting flame wars with them, and blocking them again, much like our beloved former tourney winners. They also pay Adam Curry to put their cringe music on his podcast. If you're wondering why you can't see any of their posts; they've been defederated from poast, for the journalism.

It's time for a match between two very different participants, both with their own dedicated fan clubs from the nomination round. Will it be the man/woman or the journo?

Tournament Rules:

1. Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
2. Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
3. Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
4. Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
5. Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
6. Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.
7. You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.
8. If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.

Round 1, Match 7: Matty vs. Mint #faggottourney

It's time for one of the more controversial matches that this tournament has to offer; NCD's admin, Matty, vs. ryona.agency's admin, mint!

Matty is one of the few contestants who canonically doesn't have a dick and balls - not because he got a surgery to remove them, but because he manages to explode his cock every Thursday. Running one of the larger fediverse instances is going to ruffle at least a few feathers, and that's what's landed him here!

Mint, on the other hand, runs ryona.agency - and they're the lowest seed in this tournament. Mint is hoping you're feeling a bit cold so you'll accept their pedojacketing. Better vote the way they want in the time they want or you'll be suffering their consequences - which often look like them rifling through a filecabinet of your old posts.

1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.
7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.
8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.

Round 1, Match 2: Azur_Fenix vs. Wiz #FaggotTourney

Azur_Fenix has their intro match against...oh dear, it's literally OP! Azur_Fenix headed into the nomination thread and cried hard enough about getting nominated that it propelled them into the 9th seed - which places them against the truly formidable Wiz! Wiz, the admin of tsundere.love, has a truly impressive rap sheet - ranging from "wearing the coder socks," "running a fediverse instance," and "being one of two people to run a faggot tournament."

Will Wiz get off the fucking toilet for long enough to convince everyone to vote for him, or will Azur_Fenix cuck him out of the win he truly expects?

Rules:

1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.
7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.
8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.

Tentative nomination count:

9:
Aiden (Poast)

7:
M39 (DRC)

6:
CharlieBrownAu (Poast)
EdBoatConnoisseur (Poast)

5:
Pete (FSE)

4:
MK2 (FBE)
SMetzeler (Minds) !

3:
Ratposter (Poast) *T
Graf (Poast) *T

2:
sirrogueknight (NAS)
Jonny Fever (Annihilation.social)
Halo (Varis)
Soy_Magnus (DRC)
Tony (Clew)
Mint (Ryona.agency)
Pernia (cum.salon)
Matty (NCD)
Gay_Nigger (Poast)*
SuperSnekFriend (Poast)*
TrueMasterCole (Poast)*
bionicnigga (Poast)*
WoodshopHandman (Poast) *
LordMordred (Poast) *

1:
Maija (Tsundere) *T
Kensortium (abyss.cafe)
adam Curry (NAS) **
Tomato (Tsundere) *T
Soy_Magnus (DRC)
StarProphet (? Various)
NPC ([REDACTED])
FourOhLLC (pkteerium.xyz)
Azur_Fenix (DRC)
Rom13AncapHypoc
Armstrong (Tsundere) *T
tyler (NCD)
truthbait (NAS)
AngelCelt (Whinge.town)
Ree (SPW)
Lain (lain)
Trevor Goodchild (Poast) *
Suquili (Poast) *
GrungeQueef (Poast) *
nugger (Poast) *
sweetie_squad_liberator (Poast) *

*T - These users are tied for the fourth slot for their instance.
* - These users exceed the nominee cap for their instance.
** - I forgot where this user is actually from but it's not actually NAS so they don't count towards the cap.
! - This is particularly surprising.

This is the nomination thread for the THIRD ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT!

Essentially, reply to this thread to nominate exactly three (3) valid people on Fedi to be entered in the tournament. More nominations = higher seeds, and those matter a lot more this tournament because the highest seeds are going to get a bye the first round!

Terms and conditions follow:

1) There are 22 slots available for nomination. CMD and Wiz automatically take the 24th and 23rd seeds due to organizing the tournament. The previous winners - Judge Dread and Dicey - are ineligible, period.
2) Nominators must nominate exactly 3 valid users on Fedi.
3) Nominators and nominees must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
4) Each instance can only field 4 contestants.
5) Nominators/voters must have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
6) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be nominated. Moreover, attempts to vote or nominate from a Pedi instance may result in a woodchipper (defederation).
7) Women are not faggots. Users who are widely believed to be women cannot be entered.
8) Votes and nominations are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.