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This is going to be an interesting trip to Detroit next time we go see him

I got another place we can go, it's like stepping out of a time machine to 2013 you'll love it

I think it would be funny for me to run into that girl again so I can go wherever because I know she will still try to get me in her bed

I haven't seen her since that night but I'm not staying out too late since I'm an old man

She had some kind of rehab. Don't worry she text me a picture of her passport for some reason in case we need it

do y'all eat detroit style pizza and drink faygo???

No we get drunk on Yuengling and pick up 39 year old sensitive drug addicted women from bars

cute!!!

I still have no idea why she came back to my hotel room there's no way she heard anything I said to her in that bar

She heard you say nigger a dozen times and that was all it took

Don't you remember how mad she got the first time she heard me say it. She has a poast account what did she expect. Stupid communist women

Graf has so much rizz he just sits and minds his own business and foids go up to him

They can smell the fear, simple as

I'm retired from picking up women from the bar. I was a different man when I was 39. Now I'm 40 and a sensitive young man, I am ready to settle down

did you land the date that one milf???

Yes I got her to call it a date even but we had to reschedule because unforseen circumstances but actually I just mentioned it to her about it a couple mins ago because FIFA is coming and traffic in and out of the city will be disgusting so I wanna get a bunch of time spent in before that happens

Picmix

I'm cleaning my closet right now, but here:

Now I'm making rice 🍚

Any beans for that rice?

No it's homo rice

Picture this: tits on a woman