I ate too much earlier I feel so fucking bloated. Why did I do this to myself
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I ate myself sick in a five-star restaurant over the fall, had 2 stiff drinks (2 more than norm), & fainted against wall in bathroom.
Thought boomer lady was gonna call cops on me. Be careful.
Thought boomer lady was gonna call cops on me. Be careful.
@GoyGirl Hey Nancy how you doing chick
Oh... got you. Haha
@GoyGirl So what were you doing at this restaurant. What did you eat. I had a burger and poutine and it was way too much. I dieted pretty hard last summer so I shrunk my stomach a lot and now I can't eat even close to what I used to
Anniversary dinner. I nurse & can often out-eat a lot of dudes, but think it was halibut, & just so many sides, etc... not used to mixed drinks.
It's very real to have diets get us, though. I get histamine/nose responses fast to gross foods since I ate so clean so long.
It's very real to have diets get us, though. I get histamine/nose responses fast to gross foods since I ate so clean so long.
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@Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl She can start with me brother
@Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl I don't have to seduce her
My dad wrote a song about a hooker, like all song writers are supposed to do... "they call her a flower, of the midnight hour... but you know that kind of flower don't never bloom." 😉
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@GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I never understood the prostitute thing in current year. If you are even mildly charismatic and are funny and can carry a conversation you can get all kinds of pussy from dating apps. Like. Super easy.
Shinji Stancil 
@graf @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly no you can’t dating apps are shit
@TeaTootler @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I did it for almost a decade every other day lmfao I think your issue is you
@TeaTootler @graf @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly i refuse to use them
@putrid @TeaTootler @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I think if I checked it's probably all Indians here now. No thank you
I'm sure that's, uh, true 🤔 Stats say you gotta be a "top-20" for "all kinds of it," though.
Idk, though. My chonky cousin probably gets more into "50-70" range guys & they still seem to be playing field largely, too
Idk, though. My chonky cousin probably gets more into "50-70" range guys & they still seem to be playing field largely, too
@GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck No way. I never had an issue. Never contacted any of them first, either. I'm not attractive either. Maybe it's different in the US but it was like a revolving door at my house for years
@graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck If they were messaging you first as well and any of them were better looking than 4/10 then you were probably hot.
@C_J_S @graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck literally wtf is this man talking about. Im hot
@putrid @C_J_S @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck We are talking about old tinder. It was super easy. These people are saying it's not. I know that it was so I imagine maybe the landscape has changed but 🤷🏻
@putrid @graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck I'm saying Graf is probably hot. How about you rate him out of 10?
@C_J_S @graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck 11. I’m saying I’m romantically interested in him and I’m above 4/10
@putrid @graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck Re-read what I said.
Graf was saying chicks messaged him first and then he smashed.
I said that if those women were better than 4/10 then he was probably hot.
Because getting a lot of messages from women first would imply that.
Graf was saying chicks messaged him first and then he smashed.
I said that if those women were better than 4/10 then he was probably hot.
Because getting a lot of messages from women first would imply that.
@C_J_S @graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck It exactly aligns. I’m obsessed with him
@putrid @C_J_S @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck Careful. Women want what other women want
This is true. Some are more sociopathic enough to undercut another relationship to get the guy they want.
@animegothicgirl88 @graf @GoyGirl @C_J_S @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck i have aspd lol
@animegothicgirl88 @graf @GoyGirl @C_J_S @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck im not worried about that whatsoever. if i am to be cheated on or have a prize stolen from me its an issue with either myself or the prize or both. i have never been cheated on tho lol
@animegothicgirl88 @graf @GoyGirl @C_J_S @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck also i simply find conflict fun
@putrid @animegothicgirl88 @GoyGirl @C_J_S @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck You want to fight me that's all you want from me 😭
she's gonna kill you graf bro
@The_Almighty_Kek @GoyGirl @animegothicgirl88 @C_J_S @Robert_Edwardly @putrid @yockeypuck She'll get me in my sleep after she drugs me and gets me to sign poast over to her. I already know her plan