Egregoros

No. Give us a riddle instead.

Fine! Here's an easy one...

Sunflower

yellow jacket. no fun you're cheating.

Nope!

I thought he'd gotten that right.

@HockeyDoxie @PodunkPotato headlamp flower?

Close, but not close enough.

That's it I'm gonna kill myself

Yours seemed like the better answer, even to my mind. Hockey does warn often that these riddles are usually retarded.

If you do, I'm going to have your moobies carved on your gravestone.

Don't be summoning owl!

Want me to turn on the @Jonny signal instead?

It's 5:30 am in Hawaii and Jonny is already awake.

Do it! I'm ready to dance. It's Friday!
https://youtu.be/TQyo6CrbvIU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @PodunkPotato @matty
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Shake your tail feathers! Do it right, uh hun, do it right!
https://youtu.be/qdbrIrFxas0

I remember watching this as a kid and wondering why those two White guys are acting like they are black.

Because they were raised by Curtis in the orphanage!

>I was born a poor black child

@PodunkPotato @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @HockeyDoxie @matty
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Did you miss me, Jonny?

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
No.
A day without HR is like a day with fresh air.

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
You and I would not get along in real life.

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
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@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
My problem is that I’m such a nice guy that I’d give you roofing advice, but just because you’re White (I think).

Only 42 days until St. Paddy's!

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
Are your girls gonna dance?!?!?

15 days until Lent

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
I found a new Irish bar within walking distance of my prison cell, today.

I found a rum that you might like.

114 Proof 57% ABV./VOL

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
I found your rum…
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Ive gotten drunk on 100 proof and that is a great way to go black out fast.

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
Quit trying too take advantage of me, with your 114 proof.

Ya know, you quit Jonny Fever for a month because you don’t like me. That’s honest talk. You and maybe Armadillo. Armadillo actually talked at me in January.
You are probably the biggest Jonny hater that follows me.

So, You're telling me that Dillo cheated?

@d0c_ebooks @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @HockeyDoxie @PodunkPotato @matty
I grew up in a Catholic town. All the Catholics would show up at McDonalds after mass and order the fish fillet sandwich, with terrible swastikas painted on their foreheads.
What the fuck is up with that?!?!?

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
Yes.

Too funny! By the way...I don't follow you. I stopped after the 10th block or so.

@d0c_ebooks @HockeyDoxie @Jonny @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty No way, how is it that time of year again already

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
Oh.
Good. I’m an asshole. I have many shortcomings. I don’t know why anyone follows me.

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
I didn’t realize that I could just unfollow you also until you just said that.
Thank you, HR.

You're welcome.
Have you found a new apartment?

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
Stay your ass in Misssissippi. You wouldn’t like Hawai’i.

@HockeyDoxie @ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @PodunkPotato @matty
No. I’m actually being evicted.
I’ve always wanted too see what it’s like too be evicted. My court date is on the 13th.
Permanent record type stuff.
Ooh, scary.

That is all kinds of bullshit right there. I was pure as the driven snow for all of No Jonny January.

@ArmadilloRancher @Captain80s @HockeyDoxie @PodunkPotato @matty
Lies.

Somebody is fibbing. Who?