I have a roofing customer named Wilma Youtz. I can't wait to meet her. I love the name Wilma...
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@Jonny When I was in my late teens I registered at a temp agency while I was looking for solid work and the woman who took my information down was named Filza Butt so I went home and googled it and apparently it's not uncommon of a name lmfao
@graf
Filza?
Not uncommon?
I’ve never heard that name in my life.
Your mom’s name on the other hand, LIZA Minnelli, I totally get that. She’s a jew bitch…
Filza?
Not uncommon?
I’ve never heard that name in my life.
Your mom’s name on the other hand, LIZA Minnelli, I totally get that. She’s a jew bitch…
@Jonny oh well hello captain morgan I haven't spoke to you in a long time
@graf
Di you have any requests???
Di you have any requests???
@Jonny I just want to be happy
Mom grew up with a Starky Mycock. Egads 😂
Also shirt-tail relative, Dick Hacker 😆 lol... adopt some little ratfinks, graf. Canada needs you.
@HockeyDoxie @GoyGirl @graf
DOXIE: Hi. I am a gigantic White woman.
FEVER: Hi. I am a normal sized White man.
DOXIE: Eeewwww
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DOXIE: Hi. I am a gigantic White woman.
FEVER: Hi. I am a normal sized White man.
DOXIE: Eeewwww
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Guess what? I live on the top floor of my apt bldg and had to have roofers check out a leak earlier this week. They were cute.
@HockeyDoxie @GoyGirl @graf
Cute?!?
White girls don't care about cute.
White girls only care about 8" dick (at least) or big bank account.
My cool Grandma, Violet left me a tidy sum when she died, only because she got dicked down good by her last husband...
Cute?!?
White girls don't care about cute.
White girls only care about 8" dick (at least) or big bank account.
My cool Grandma, Violet left me a tidy sum when she died, only because she got dicked down good by her last husband...
"White girls only care about 8" dick... or a big bank account."
None of that will matter once you get them back to your tropical paradise "Love Shack."
None of that will matter once you get them back to your tropical paradise "Love Shack."
He said above some grandma left him a "tidy sum..."
She's rolling in her grave at those fat, black hookers.
She's rolling in her grave at those fat, black hookers.
Nah, Jonny would never go black. There's plenty of big White girls out there.
Where were you the past 6 mo... oh, that's right. Lol, I saw some questionable pics he posted not long ago 👀
Say it isn't so!
Fucked one and I had to throw away my pillows and pillowcases.
Burn your beds, you heathens 😆😜
I never crossed over to the dark side.
My brother I arguably get along with the best ironically has... one bitch for 2-3 yrs who was supposedly "Hawaiian," then DNA threw in some (totally obvious) Afro they both kinda hid from people.
Not bitchy, but IQ of stale toast. PAINFUL. I just ignored her.
Not bitchy, but IQ of stale toast. PAINFUL. I just ignored her.
I lived in Washington D.C. and Atlanta, GA for a combined total of 7 years. Both 75% black cities. Believe me, plenty of Shaniquas came onto me in bars, and they're aggressive like men when they want some.
@zeke @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @capt_whitebeard @graf
The cool thing about black chicks is that they give you 2nd chance with the pick up line.
The cool thing about black chicks is that they give you 2nd chance with the pick up line.
Cuz they didn't understand it 😆 I'd bet they'd give you 47 of them.
@GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @capt_whitebeard @zeke @graf
I KNOW everything about you, and I’ve never even met you.
How is that???
I KNOW everything about you, and I’ve never even met you.
How is that???
Extroverted. Candid. Hongry ATM...
I know you're an ENFP, and I can kinda see it now. You've got that extra slice of personality that all ENFP gals have, but you're kinda low key considering. You come off like an introvert sometimes.
@Jonny @zeke @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @capt_whitebeard in 2021 we had a bet to see who would be the first person to get tits from a spinster woman and it was me and they were the saddest tits ive ever seen in my life. she was local, too. but schizo and used to message me about her ex being on her account all the time. ovaryacting was her username lmfao
Because I'm more introverted with age, for sure, & most other women hate my thoughts.
I'm trying to mentor a sweet, new mom rn, for instance (33, not young, either) & she sincerely texts me earlier "do I have to change all these diapers, every time... can I just wait for more (shit)?" 😅
Every time, bish. Buckle up.
I'm trying to mentor a sweet, new mom rn, for instance (33, not young, either) & she sincerely texts me earlier "do I have to change all these diapers, every time... can I just wait for more (shit)?" 😅
Every time, bish. Buckle up.
" ...most other women hate my thoughts."
Which is why men like them. ;)
Which is why men like them. ;)
I'm not talking to you anyway Tameeka Lover.
@zeke @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @capt_whitebeard @graf
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@Jonny @zeke @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @capt_whitebeard so what's the deal, you no longer living with the golden girls so you can drink again?
@Jonny @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @capt_whitebeard @zeke you run out of that 55gal barrel of lube that fast?