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@GoyGirl did he die nancy?

He done did, I hear...

Sister Tulla, I hope you and the young'uns are feeling better. Y'all have been sick most of the winter, I think. 😢

Holy shit... yes, Miss Scarlet!! 😩 I'm actually kinda hardy & in the 5 wks of colds, croup, pukes, influenza, & some other fever virus... just a little ol' cold for me, no cough.

But those little sick varmints of mine are down to just one runny nose 🙏

@GoyGirl @Scarlett women with sick kids freak me out because schools are a petri dish of nonsense ngl

Only my oldest is meaningfully in school, but yeah, we had some herpes-gingi-cocksackie virus shit back in December. I skipped that one, too... thank God

I get so annoyed when I see somebody and they say, "Hey!" and give you a hug, then announce, "I've been sick af." I think it's a Southern thing. Damn huggers could have lice, even.

Everyone has that one friend (& I promise it's not me), who says "oh, Milo's just battling a little dysentery, but I'm sure he's not contagious..."

Me, too, because no thanks.​

My bestie came over one time and I opened the door and said, "Dang, you look like shit!" She said, "I know, I thot I would feel better if I came over here." Wouldn't let her in, so we sat on the porch. She got up to go inside to pee and I said, "Don't you go in there, sick heifer." So she went home.