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I knew my dad was hopelessly wicked by the way he always smashed up the ramen noodles before cooking them

@KingOfWhiteAmerica I used to split the brick into 8 pieces. idk why. I think it helped when cooking in microwave because they wouldn't poke out of the water as much

@suquili At least that’s relatively orderly. Not my dad. He’d strangle the package

@KingOfWhiteAmerica @suquili YES MY DAD WOULD DO THIS TOO
As a kid I thought "maybe it makes it more fun or something? Why didn't they just make the noodles tiny if that's how it was supposed to be made!? "
Didn't realize until I had another when I was much older "OH HAHA THAT'S NOT ON THE INSTRUCTIONS OR ANYTHING MY DAD IS JUST A NUTCASE"
(I love him, but what a goober)