I joke around about being a chopped unc or oldtroon but this looksmaxxing stuff might be the thing that finally does me in I have no idea what the fuck is going on or who any of these people are and I am so...so scared
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@PraxisOfEvil dont worry brother see you in a week or two we will go out and drink on it
I was grafmaxxing my looks and some foid was really aggro when I started bonemashing and mewing in front of her so I softmaxxed at th
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil Ask Rick I don't do shit and the local foal are all over me
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@PraxisOfEvil >grown ass man using words like chopped and unc and oldtroon
@PraxisOfEvil Don't concern yourself with them. They are a bunch of homosexuals.
You should do sex on them to own the libs.
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil No, I almost did. I almost fell for it. I got out just before. Not falling for the detroit double take again
@graf @Owl @PraxisOfEvil Love foals, hate women, love cute women. Simple as.
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil So out of the women who came up to me to initiate conversation I chose one out of the group and figured I'd spend time with her. She came back to my hotel room and a group of us played scrabble til 7am and she had to go home but asked me to come back to Detroit the following weekend to see her so I did and she took me to a seafood restaurant knowing I don't like seafood and ordered like 100$ pate (multiples) and then returned them because they were "too salty" then after she wasted 2 hours of my time after I told rick we would meet him somewhere we roll up and she's trying to stick my hand through her dress on her tits in front of a bunch of people and yelling about that nigger that got ventilated during the protests in minnesota alex whatever his name was being her cousin (its not she's just a self admitted communist) and I just, the next bar we were at I was like "you got a way home, you need uber cash or something?" "no I can get home why?" and I walked out
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@graf @Owl @PraxisOfEvil maybe I’m glad women ignore me
@graf @Owl @PraxisOfEvil maybe I’m glad women ignore me
@TeaTootler @Owl @PraxisOfEvil The benz was parked in her driveway, glad she didnt get her friend to sheboon it
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl @PraxisOfEvil to be fair we were in Ferndale which is much nicer than Detroit proper
@graf @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl Graf you need to embrace the Rick way of being which is to avoid women at all costs
@PraxisOfEvil @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl Sorry I can't help being attractive to broken women
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @graf @Owl This girl wanted me to do an improv class with her and I'm so glad I never signed up
@PraxisOfEvil @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl I gave you money for that you nigger send it back if you never did 🫵🏻
@graf @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl Did you? I was drunk and don't remember
graf, is Rick as cool as he is on r/Poa.st and on the official Poa.st Discord server?
@PraxisOfEvil @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl I would post the receipts but it would dox you, yes. Jan 31st
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil I would recommend rick as a friend he is great and he makes me laugh IRL
He's pretty funny yes
@graf @Owl @PraxisOfEvil rick gave his biometrics to discord to get pass age verification. #old
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil Unironically I was looking forward to seeing Rick more than I was that girl. I drove back to Detroit and I spent 2 hours in some restaurant where I had to keep saying "No I'm okay thank you" and watching her dance around in her bedroom to gutterpunk for commies while taking forever to "get ready" (she did literally nothing but smoke pot). I feel bad because she is local to rick so he will run into her again
@PraxisOfEvil That bonesmashing thing actually concerns me.
Rick's in my top five and three Poa.st users tbh, he's just goated
@graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS I'm sorry you had a bad time graf, not all women in Ferndale are like that, but I really wouldn't know because I don't talk to women around here
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @graf @Owl They got me drunk and took advantage of me
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil If you have the chance to meet him, do it. He's unironically top 5 fav poast users and to meet him in the flesh was great but to drink with him 3 times now. You have to
@PraxisOfEvil @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS No I know she's not like that. She's got some major issues going on in her life and I'm glad I didn't involve myself with that emotionally or sexually because boy jeez do I need more of that drama in my life
I don't drink anymore but I'd share a pack of Marlies with Rickard sure, if you've ever listened to his videos he's political sure but not in a spergy way, and his Substack further reflects that very down to Earth, tired and dreary tone (that's praxisofevil.substack.com for any of my followers, check that out), so Rick is very chill. Easily a good guy.
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil Okay owl, meet us in Detroit in 2 weeks. Come have a drink with rick and I
@graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS Careful Owl, you know what they say, never meet your heroes
I literally have nothing else going on since I quit my job and went insane to collect and polish rocks and play chess. Why Detroit though?
@Owl @graf @IAMAL_PHARIUS Because I live there
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil Out of the 3 of us Rick is less likely to have time to travel, I am passing through to visit other people
@graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS I am also literally a chimpanzee and graf is literally Sothis
Facts? All I had on my calendar for the next month is a trip to Maine, there's a field there I need to see.
@PraxisOfEvil @graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS This is true.
@graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS I am also literally a chimpanzee and graf is literally Sothis
@PraxisOfEvil @graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS This is true.
@adequate @PraxisOfEvil @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS oh yeah I forgot you met rick lmfao
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl @graf I know I know
@PraxisOfEvil @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl Yo going home the nav in the benz tried to take me through ohio, PA and NY when I was 1 block from the tunnel. Don't let them tell you what to do king
I've met a couple people from fedi before, and besides shooting guns and doing that spinny art while getting drunk off eighty dollar bottles and fishing nothing bad happened.
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil @IAMAL_PHARIUS I met rick and nothing bad happened to me. I've also met hundreds of others from here and twitter and also nothing bad happened but rick says don't meet your heroes. I did and I want to hang out with him this coming weekend. You should join us