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@WandererUber @s2208 The brown baby was enough detail for this to be labeled a nightmare. I'm extricating myself from these horrors right now.

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@LordOfTheKangs I got a source for you...right here.

*reaches into pocket*

@Chzikken_1486 @EllisDee Too busy not to mention how many bass or bluegills or carp or catfish can someone catch and still find it entertaining. Unless it's a muskie or something on a trip up north or deep sea fishing down in Florida it became boring to me and feels kind of like work.

@s2208 @WandererUber Ugh. Even worse. I thought it was just a mix up where they basically ended up having an Indian couple's baby by mistake like a surrogate.

@graf I like this idea. Going to pin this idea for November.

@s2208 Come here, little Apu. Grab your cricket bat and let's go to practice.

Happy #FührerFriday

If your election signs are still up along the sides of the roads you're a piece of shit.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 🚨

Israeli officials are now confirming Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been killed in a missile strike.

@Xenophon @Chzikken_1486 @Heil_Honkler @Orkin_Awk @Terry @comradepond @internetfreak @randbot Oy vey!

"Aliens are demons, guys"

Suuuurre, in the inconceivable vastness of the universe it makes more sense that aliens are just evil spooky ghosts as mentioned in a conglomeration of vague, oftentimes contradictory ancient human scrolls and texts than another actual lifeform from one of the other infinite number of galaxies filled with countless planets.

If you put me on the spot in front of a large group of people to pressure me into volunteering for something, you can be sure I'll ignore your fucking phone calls related to this issue until our next monthly meeting. Go fuck yourself, bro. That shit doesn't work with me. Find someone else.

Goodnight.

We have some wealthy Fediversans on here.

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@WandererUber @s2208 I didn't read the article, but there probably isn't their actual baby anywhere. It's not like a switched baby at hospital. I think they just got the wrong glob of cells injected into her. They're just SOL unless they go through it again.

This is like the nightmare of all nightmares.

@s2208 Yeah, but it would still be a nightmare. To go through that whole process and then have that thing pop out. Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions.

That was a delicious pear 🍐

Wish I had another one.

I absolutely couldn't care less about what this fucking idiot did this weekend or any of the other endless pointless stories that he spews out. I would rather listen to any random stranger on the street than this guy.