and everybody made fun of me because I forgot what she looked like but she liked me enough to ask for my phone number
one of my local buddy's girlfriends just fucking tagged me in a google album
"now you remember what she look like"
LMFAO
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6this is so fucking funny i love this woman. not the girl i met this woman has documented all of this LMFAO
can you just married already so I dont have to read horntdog posts
something really fucked up happened to this guy
yeah i died twice
That's one more time than normal!
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12Going for a hattrick
no I have my own retard wrangler now because I actually have to worry about legal issues but we will sort it out brother
I tie Lance Armstrong in a most testicles contest and you are gonna beat Lazarus for most times dead
I hope not. Got a scar on my neck where they jammed the emergency cannula in.
im sorry they jammed the emergency what in you?
Well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other...
Rand's pretty skilled at cannulingus
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