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Absolute Scenes on the Washington State Patrol Scanner:

Voice: "Hey erm....I just found this radio on the ground, I dunno who's it is or if it transmits but erm...yeah."

Cop: "To this the person with the radio. This is the Washington State Patrol. Where are you, we'll come and get it."

Voice: "I'm at the boat launch by....."

Cop: "Ok, on my way."

Voice: "Well how long you gonna be?"

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