part of loving someone is altering everything you cook for them such that the onions are sufficiently simmered until soft
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11"add onions and stir fry for one minute" no I will be turning down the heat and cooking them until they start to caramelize tyvm
interviewer: "how did you know you loved her?"
me: "I'm willing to give up al-dente onions for her"
@YKantRachelRead al-dente onions are terrible... I don't like al-dente anything really
@YKantRachelRead "even pickles?" especially pickles I like those fuckers soft
@patchuun @YKantRachelRead
so,,,even pasta?? you like shmooshy pasta?
@patchuun @YKantRachelRead do you have TMJ issues
@vantiss @YKantRachelRead yes...I like pasta that I can swallow without having to chew it at all... I let my ramen go soggy on purpose
@vantiss @YKantRachelRead if I can crush it into a fine paste against the roof of my mouth with my tongue, that's how I know it's fully cooked
@patchuun @YKantRachelRead @vantiss for clarification what you described is how flying foxes eat fruit