@Hoss There was a helium shortage a few years ago... but that was deboonked a couple years after that, because there's still plenty out there. People only noticed because it was like a culmination of a long shortage, not a real shortage, we just messed up our temperature on slow boiling toad, and also slow to get more helium supply to the market since the U.S. unloaded its entire helium reserve to keep the price low and voices high from helium whippets. The reality is there is no real shortage. Fake news. Helium is just inflationary sometimes. Toot that balloon, toot toot dat ass. Heck. We should pump helium into dat ass then toot dat ass while you toot toot dat blown up ass. That's be literally LIT af, yo.
