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Reform UK proposes melting down niggers to fix potholes!
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1Well sir, we can't take any action when we don't even know if Nigerians melt.
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3Apply enough heat they'll melt or at least incinerate
You need a pressure vessel with about 15 atmospheres. I forget the temperature and there's probably a lot of offgassing you also have to deal with. The products are more like diesel than asphalt or tar, though.
Imagine the smell. No thanks.