"the US is bombing Iran to cover-up the Epstein files!"
is my favorite midwit take this go-round.
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Lmao.
“hello fellow kids. Wouldn’t it be based and patriotismaxxing to die for Jews?”
For some reason this is never brought up, and instead the US pretends to negotiate just long enough to give the nuclear-armed country that isn't a signatory of the Non-Proliferation Treaty time to prep their "preemptive" bombing run.
Btw I know this post is "fake" (there is no such NYT attribution), however I posted it because it is still correct.
The US' contention is that Iran cannot have (the ability to refine) highly-enriched uranium for weapons.
Israel stole intelligence from the US and developed nuclear weapons despite not being a member of the NPT.
Iran would obviously want the same weapons as the country that KEEPS BOMBING THEM, having seen what happened when Libya gave them up.
@Max_Imum @Sirensabotage I often tell people what is going to happen years prior to whatever it is actually happening, then I (try to) shut up about it.
Years later after it comes to pass, they come to me and say "hey, you were so right when you told me about XYZ a while back".
"So you'll take what I have to say into consideration now?"
"No, you're a crazy racist conspiracy theorist"
“Time’s up, Jews unilaterally bomb Iran”
the first half of this episode is a re-run.
Perhaps I'm overly optimistic, but I think there is finally a robot lawn mower that looks decent enough for me to buy and try.
I have been waiting YEARS for a no-wire tracked mower with actual mulching blades (instead of the silly razor blades or string trimmer hunks of junk).
It certainly isn't cheap, but if it lasts for 3+ years and I don't have to mow for 3 hours each weekend, then it's a good buy.
https://www.lymow.com/products/lymow-one-plus-robotic-lawn-mower
Why would I pay a spic to mow my lawn when I can pay a chink to make me a robot to mow my lawn?
First the robot vacuums, now robot lawn mowers.
The Chinese consumer robotics industry has removed more illegals from America than Donald Trump has in 5 years as President of the United States.
Once they make a roofing robot, it's over.
@sun 1989 special edition!
This was before they changed the cereal box standard size to 16oz to account for Americans having become fat fucks.
DON'T THROW THAT AWAY!
> tell son he can pick a toy at the store as a reward for his reading progress
> he's between a dart gun and a recurve bow
> picks the dart gun ("it has a magazine!")
> has pic rails
> is a bullpup
He has inherited my refined taste in quality weaponry.
There is no current event more amusing than watching Huckabee and the Jews pity-party circlejerking each other on Twitter for 48 hours following Tucker having flayed, macerated, and laid Huckabee bare.
@Richard huckabee prompted the interview, right? He literally asked for it.
The questioning wasn't even hardball; it was basically two hours of "define 'jew'" and huckabee responding "define 'christian'".
We've been doing sight words with our oldest (4) for just under three weeks and he's up to almost 20 words now. We add a new one most days.
For reference, he wouldn't be in Kindergarten next year, but the following year (late birthday).
He can already read the most basic of books ("the cat ran", etc.) and I expect he'll be reading at a Baltimore 10th grade level by next month.
Listen as @Humpleupagus provides @eriner legal advice during the Fedi Trials.
Clearly I'm not the only person who knows The Trick™: always give them something to "find".
I was talking about this with a friend yesterday.
Overhead power lines are third-world and guarantee it'll be lights out in the event of war.
An electrolysis device, a trash bag, and a steel cable is all it takes.
@sun herro great and rise train station right man. i have meeting rater, shurd i rare brue tie or red tie? can i rub your bery for good ruck?