Drinking on the job=bad idea
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@PraxisOfEvil Drinking before the job=good idea
@Jewpacabra @PraxisOfEvil I do both
@graf @Jewpacabra Graf I'm going to work near my home tomorrow, there's a bar down the street, I'm thinking 3 martini lunch, thoughts?
@PraxisOfEvil @Jewpacabra Are you telling me because you want me to drive down to join you?
@graf @Jewpacabra I'll buy you a martini and maybe the goth bar lady will show up with her tight yoga pants and perfectly round ass
@PraxisOfEvil @Jewpacabra I'm done with women in bars in Detroit. Just before I left Saturday morning one came up to me randomly and was like "I love your beard. It suits your face so well. It looks soft, can I touch it?"
@graf @Jewpacabra My beard is usually covered in ranch or hot sauce or beer, it's vast array of flavors
@PraxisOfEvil @Jewpacabra Did you know in the late 1700s and throughout the 1800s into the early 1900s any bar or speakeasy used to have hooks on the front of the bar and they would have bar towels hung from them so you could wipe the beer off your moustache. They rarely changed them out, so you were basically open mouth tongue kissing every man that sat there before you did
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Pretty sure you weren't supposed to lick the towel.
But to each his own, I guess.
I mean at least you know where your towel's at.