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@nugger My friend married a 'tarded girl.
We had to drive back to his place from Home Depot because she didn't know how to use a tape measure to tell us how big the part we needed was. She started crying hysterically when we tried to teach her.

@RaHoWaJoe @nugger My ex had a meltdown screaming at me and crying on the phone because she set off the fire alarm in her apartment and couldn't get it to stop

@graf @RaHoWaJoe @nugger Did you tell her to

"Remove the battery" ?

😏

@demonofustio @RaHoWaJoe @nugger Can't. It was hard wired. The landlord installed the wrong type so if it was moist warm air (like from the dryer right in front of it) it would go off. So she couldn't ever use the dryer for example lmfao

@graf @RaHoWaJoe @nugger Lmfao at that point she needs the circuit breaker

@demonofustio @RaHoWaJoe @nugger Half that side of the apartment was all on the same circuit. It was a shit show

@graf @RaHoWaJoe @nugger Must have been since she was blowing up your phone 🤣