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@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 Imagine your penis (submarine) running into a buoyant metal ball of steel that is being held down by a chain and is filled with explosives (women with herpes). Once your dick hits that unprotected your submarine is filled with holes (exploding blisters)

@PankoPoster @peepeepoopoocahcah1 thank you for reminding me to stay away from my ex

@PankoPoster @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1

@PankoPoster @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 is this what the ship girls fetish is???

Never having coitus again

No I can't but I do have beer

@madcuzbad @peepeepoopoocahcah1 yo I'll have a beer with you brother, I had such a good night. tell me about your day

Nothing happened then I bought a 12 pack

@madcuzbad @peepeepoopoocahcah1 12 pack of 12 or 16 oz cans this is important

I dunno normal size cans

@madcuzbad @peepeepoopoocahcah1 so tiny american hand beers

They're gonna make me ghengis khan their asses cuz they keep raising beer and tobacco prices so I can't even have just a little bit of happiness in my life sometimes

@madcuzbad @peepeepoopoocahcah1 I got my favourite person on the planet into my favourite beveerage that isnt beer on the planet. when she let me go from the really long hug that keeps getting longer every time i see her she got within kissing distance staring me in the eyes and told me to bring her some of what i drink next time i come over

I also got two chicken sammiches from Burger king

i say the burger king is german, afterall he's the burgher king.

@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 you bury them in the water about three inches down and when the ship steps on them they explode.

@Shadowbroker2135 @peepeepoopoocahcah1 BOATS HAVE FEET?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 boat feet, also called out riggers. rigger please.

@peepeepoopoocahcah1 @Shadowbroker2135 nigger this is just a water ski for anything doesnt have to be a boat

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 @peepeepoopoocahcah1 and those feet have feet too, and those feet have feet too, and those

@kirby @Shadowbroker2135 @peepeepoopoocahcah1 kirby please there are foot fags on this website i just want to know about boats

@graf @kirby @Shadowbroker2135 @peepeepoopoocahcah1 Boats do have feet. As shown here they can wear a variety of footwear from loafers, marry janes, or heels.

@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 webbed feet

@Shadowbroker2135 @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 How else would they paddle around

>naval mines
I really really REALLY want to build one. Spherical propane tank. Flanges. Yard art.

@graf @Shadowbroker2135 @peepeepoopoocahcah1 most of them have tiddies too
source: azur lane

@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_mine

@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 a collision with a mine probably "shocks" a component (acceleration), perhaps some sort of compressor or something and that's like pulling the pin on a grenade which it seems would spark light a fuse that goes to the main explosives

@GrungeQueef @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 WW2 mines used magnetic detonator. I don't know about modern mines but the principle is probably the same since boats are still made of steel

@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 the chinese and russians have these mines that are on the bottom of the sea and have acoustic and magnetic sensors then they shoot a rocket up to the surface of the water to hit whatever triggered them...

@graf magnets nigga

@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 Mines work by creating pockets of gas, which do not provide buoyancy to ships; hitting a mine would be like removing the section of mattress under your lower back while a fat girl is riding you. It's actually the same thing with torpedos: torpedos don't actually hit a ship, they explode underneath it, causing damage to the keel of the ship through its own weight.

@christmasman @graf and here i just thought they blew shit up

@peepeepoopoocahcah1 @graf They do, limpet mines are a sort of shaped charge that'll magnetically latch to the hull and blow a massive hole inward, but the most effective damage is done by deforming the hull and cracking the keel along the bottom in a way that damage control teams can't do shit.

@christmasman @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 The mine or torpedo usually also shoots the ship out of the water then it lands back down on the pocket of empty space while the back and front of the boat land on solid water. more like breaking something over your knee but in reverse

@christmasman @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 might not work well on oil tankers since they are so large and have natural torpedo protection just because of the way they are built.

@Groomschild @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 Yeah, I think the more broad the surface on the bottom of the hull, the more evenly it can distribute the loss of buoyancy, but cracking and buckling of the outer hull can still cause ballast issues.

@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 they can either be contact mines or detect the change in magnetic flux of a ship passing by. Basically that thing that makes magnets point at big pieces of metal and not just at north, large ferromagnetic objects disturb the magnetic field in a detectable way. It's like 100 year old tech tbh.

@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 you dig the seafloor for shiny rock