I can't remember if I said it today so nigger
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2Hello Graf. I have some good news. I heard from the Realtor. Papers for the house I'm trying to buy will be signed on Friday. ๐
yo what the hell lets go does it have a basement? if it does we are moving in and setting up a datacenter lets go
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16When i get back on I'll let you know if it has a basement.
Whoa, cozy bro, you haven't seen this house yet? You haven't entered into any contractual agreements as of this time, have you?
I drove past the house just a little bit ago Kek. So I know what the house looks like. No Agreements have been signed by me yet.
be careful friend. entering into home ownership is very multifaceted. always cover your ass before anything else. get inspections done, appraisals. valuation on the property by a third party. sight unseen is one thing, but going into it without for example having an inspection could be an absolute nightmare. house could be sinking partially, weeping tile issues (super, super common) will cost an absolute fortune to fix and nobody here wants to see you out a lot of money brother. we are rooting for you but make sure you cross your T's and dot your i's
have at least 10k emergency cash at hand at all times
wellp, i've already failed, pretty sure i can't even have over 3k in the bank or ssi gets suspicious.
time to start sewing pillow cases brother and figure out the tumblers on that local bank vault lock
i'd rather not rob a bank
you know I don't think many people, maybe less than 5% go into it because they *want* to do it
BE A CRIMINAL not cuz you want to, BUT BECAUSE ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO... wut?
I could ask you the same thing, what
you coud, BUT I"M TOO BUSY PAYING DISGAEA 5 it's the best one, you should play it, cuz you like anime girls and tactical rpgs.
i also like anime girls and tactical rpgs.
that's kinda what i said, but cozy ain't an idiot. tho i would deifnitely get a realator to show me the inside first hand and take someone like your dad with you to inspect it if there's anything that needs fixed before oyu sign anything.
100% would need it to check the foundation and electrical.