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Somehow with kids (& also an uptight silent gen mom), an easy 1/3 of crap needs "hand-washing" & I'm also very OCD about top & bottom dishwasher items/proportion... when it gets off, hand-washing it is. Meh. Lol

I live on my own. the only time my dish washer gets use is when there's like 10 people from poast staying over unironically and its usually somebody from poast loading it. I loaded it fully today for the first time this year personally

Ahhh the days of six dishes a day. Yessir.

haha you mean the can of ravioli and the fork a day

Don't get me wrong, I'm a "rinse & re-user" often. My father-in-law works like 100 hrs a week & still does all their dishes...

Shows when MIL comes to babysit & uses every dish in my friggin house, all piled in sink 😒
I'd have divorced that bitch yesterday.

brother I am not rinse and reusing a ravioli can I'm sorry. I have dishes here. Usually enough for people who come for dinner, if we are short I have probably a couple thousand disposables from all the times people showed up with them. I could probably live a dish-free life actually. I love everybody who has ever been to my house, they are some of the best friends I could have ever asked for

Sister, I know a mom of 3 kids who chose to go all disposable, all the time, but I don't wanna take the garbage down the 800 ft driveway twice a day 😜

yeah I can't imagine the smell. I have to move them out of the kitchen, they're taking an entire level of a cupboard with plates and bowls and stuff but I am thankful people did think of it.

...I bet people only shit their clothes when you have a big party, too, but it's all the time here 🥴

what? you dont shit your pants at least once a month? you were bragging about having the best colon in the west just 2 nights ago now you cant even shit your own pants?

I bought hippie toothpaste in a jar once. Cracked the jar, maintained using... somehow got shard in finger one night, bled everwhere, through bandages even, had to nurse baby - last thing I needed was him awake - fainted, shit myself... just buy tubes 😩

you've never shit yourself any other time? never been blackout drunk and shit yourself? never had bad mexicali and chit yaserf? ever? I don't believe it

@graf @GoyGirl @dcc @ins0mniak
One time when I was a teenager I got waay too hot working and took a hot shower afterwards.

Big mistake.

Full-on blacked out and shitter shattered myself and the bathroom floor.

happens to the best of us buddy but don't ever trust somebody who told you they never shit their pants or there's only been one time

@graf @GoyGirl @dcc @ins0mniak
Oh that wasn't even the worst.

When I was 5 the teacher bitch wouldn't let me shit and I shat myself right in front of my crush.

Crush was actually a kind soul about the whole thing. Hope she's okay.

Drunk shitting, no... never. Bad food, 2-3X tops maaaybe.

if thats true and it's only 2-3 tops your guts are more iron than you lead us to believe. impressive.

It's steel. I can't think of any times since I was like 8 on schoolbus & 🤢 actually... I'm just appeasing you.

>actually I'm just appeasing you
brother I am not a scat fetishist nor am I obsessed with shit I just think it's funny when people try to pretend like shitting yourself while embarassing isn't a human moment. we all do it. I've done it. did it at my parents kitchen table during dinner once from bad food the day before. shit literally happens. you're not appeasing me, it's just weird to try to pretend like it isn't as common as it is

@graf @ins0mniak @GoyGirl I have never either, gotten close a few times when I have to hold it for a hour or something lol. Sometimes though I get a take a shit three times within an hour and that's always interesting.

what's your diet like? always the same same?

Relax, though... I'm not judging 😜 Know it's common. Ish.

I'm more of a barfer.

never puked in my life until my late 30s. now I'll randomly let one rip with 0 warning. Never SHIT shit myself but I have run close where I barely got a door closed or seat down. I did shit myself drunk one time but I think I was like 16 or 17 and the alcohol was 100% jello shooters. my gut health isnt good at all but I am not shitting myself like georgia was, I hope she's okay brother

See, I don't trust people who don't barf 😆 lol, jk, but even outside of pregnancy, I puke at least once-twice annually... sometimes 2-5X in each grouping.

I had "running barfs" in tropics, where I really didn't make toilet. I've done it all, haha. But I honestly get loose shit or constipation, even tummy cramps, almost never.​

then you should super trust me. a buddy pulled a bottle of liquor out of my cabinet beside the fridge a couple weeks ago and sat down beside me with it and as soon as i saw the bottle i started heaving and when i smelled it I legit threw up. some type of tequila in a green bottle but man. I am the same way with redbull and the same way with jagermeister because I used to just mainline jagerbombs all day long in my early 20s at college

So you never puked til your late 30's, but now you do it in response to any poisoning you gave yourself over the decades??

Probably good.

correct. and violent.

Last time I puked was when I caught a stomach virus from a coworker. All because my stupid boss wanted to leave instead of do the fucking job.

Even if I had a chance of slowing my puking... young kids now 😩

By God's grace, I didn't catch their norovirus last year. Tummy bugs suck.

in our group chat if one catches norovirus everybody gets it, its happened 3 times now. most of us live even continents apart