what in the fuck is this? is windows 11 trying to detect supply chain attacks now?
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Inferior year date format. 
listen man you shit on me for everything pick something other than being canadian for once
>pick something other than being canadian for once
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
did you see he said if he would go out for a beer with anyone it would be me? I'm gonna try that this summer and document it if I do
I did, he should know better that the vaccine doesn't make you immune to covid. 🤣
The pandemic isn't over 😭
The pandemic isn't over 😭
I fixed my AC so I can drive out there providing i can get clearance in our datacenter. we are going to find out who can out covid who
Now the true freak of nature that I want to see with my own eyes is 
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Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
.Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
im actually super boring dude, i dont care if you want to track my life but i have no fucking clue what that guy is doing lmfao
I'm trying to get Jeff Cliff to start streaming again
why are you so much more agreeable when you're purposely not being a dramanigger?
I've always been an incredibly agreeable person, there's only one person who doesn't like me and it's for reasons he made up in his own head
All because you offered him brown pants.
I just saw this. whats this about? the pants shitting thing? you never shit your pants in your life?
@graf @NonPlayableClown @AWIVR
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
honestly don't trust anybody who tries to pretend they haven't shit themselves or at least had one touch cloth in a pinch
A dude shit all over the side of my car while I was sitting in a drive-thru yesterday.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
I'm sorry what. a dude shit on the side of your car in a drive through? you live in india?
Close. Was hanging out in semi-rural, semi-suburb-ish N. Idaho... mom & pops coffee drive-thru.
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed 😩
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed 😩
I have to know, was it solid shit or diarrhea. we are talking about it in the matrix and i just cant wrap my head around how somebody can shit ON the side of your car
It was total projectile diarrhea disgust, & my car was his, uh, "privacy" from even more people... I guess?? Pretty sure 1/3 or more of sit-down coffee patrons saw him, too
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special 🙄
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special 🙄
>woman enters a chat about people shitting themselves
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
I also entered the chat because this subject came up a few weeks ago when you said I was untrustworthy for only shitting myself once in a mild shock & another time at less than 10 on the bus, haha...
Tell me, how often are people supposed to experience fecal incontinence to be trusted as respectable citizens?? Because I'd have knee shot that sumbitch yesterday if packing, lol
Tell me, how often are people supposed to experience fecal incontinence to be trusted as respectable citizens?? Because I'd have knee shot that sumbitch yesterday if packing, lol
only once, they are shaming randbot for maybe? doing it on stream I don't know or care to watch the 'evidence' I'm just saying if somebody tries to claim they've never done it I don't trust them
My husband's family sometimes trades stories of having to race & "trash the ol' underwear" out in public. Fml, lay off the goyslop 😆
some people have IBS and it's not due to diet or gut flora issues, you never know. but there's always "that story" when it comes to it. besides, we all shit ourselves when we die tbh
Death is the ultimate shitting, yes. Really, though?? Even hypothermia? Some people seem all peaceful dying.
🇷🇺
It's because when your brain turns off your autonomic nervous system, which regulates your bowel, turns off like throwing a switch, so if you're full of poo it may escape the zone
I know a girl who works for a funeral home and when they prepare the body there's this little screw like thing they twist into your anus to prevent you from shitting your casket and when I learned that I just.. they also put little disks with tiny spikes on them under your eyelids to keep them closed fucked up
Is that on your table? You own one?? Lol 😆😉
well you never know if they reuse them???? you want somebody elses asshole inside your asshole?
no its not, its from google
no its not, its from google
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