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@graf @NonPlayableClown well 50s I think but yeah. Its one of those peak DC things tho man. Its like Monica Lewinsky giving lectures at the book store but more....trumpy

Stormy Daniels is 47 years old. [1]

no way shes only 7 years older than I am what the fuck

@graf @ins0mniak @NonPlayableClown hag

no this is something beyond hag
like a hag stepped into another dimension
4d hag

I would not marry Stormy Daniels. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@yockeypuck @graf @Cocoa @NonPlayableClown imagine hooking up with a porn actor to begin with lol

isnt that happening with ralph rn last I read on here anyway

ralph's was a blacked dot com porn star.

I heard but I wasn't certain, if thats true its gross but also on brand

@graf @yockeypuck @Cocoa @NonPlayableClown i mean I dont know but in all likelihood something along those lines. Hes always been a disaster. If it wasnt for the internet that dude would be homeless man.

on here he told me he hoped my dad suffered while he died then went over to twitter crying about his mom he could have done something about. 0 respect for that guy

Dude growing up my dad told me the 3 women to avoid

Strippers
Bartenders
And medically mental cases

Glad to see the rule of three holds true even now.

also if you are at a bar never discuss politics or religion ever

@NonPlayableClown @yockeypuck @Cocoa @graf def avoid the bartenders holy shit...avoid avoid avoid

Dude every chick server I've met had some fucked up daddy issues or love their dogs way too fucking much.

@NonPlayableClown @Cocoa @graf @yockeypuck or they're on drugs.

That industry is chock full of crazy people. like for some its a summer job in college, for others its their life and a fucking miserable one. Like you get stuck in it because you fucked up in life hardcore.

if you have coke you can take just about any bartender/server home

I'd love to have a couple Coca-Colas with a nice bartender lady and talk about our dreams and our future.

no this makes sense how ralph ended up in this situation now ngl

Simping for bartenders and being fat is a gateway drug to being completely hostile to everyone?

I thought it was a gateway to huffing shit.

The only thing I will huff is the scent of my wife.

king

@graf @NonPlayableClown @Cocoa @yockeypuck 100. I worked in a bar back when I was a yoofth...dude it was horrible. you're around people that legit make you want to swan dive off a tall building.

the worst are the lifers who get to be "managers" omg....dude...worst fucking people on Earth.

I once walked in to the office to get my drawer closed and the dude was no joke spanking it to porn on the computer.

servers wagies be like. at least here they make minimum wage but they still want your coke

I can believe that, considering Ralph is 40 years old!

my beard and chest are full of greys but my head is still dark brown I am thankful but I know the wall is coming for me soon too

@graf @NonPlayableClown Yeah i still have all my hair. thats what I care about lol

Im married, igaf anymore.
Though don't want look like Im 20 years ahead my age. Jesus.

I have a babyface which is one of the reasons I keep the beard. my dad looked 30 years his senior into his 70s so I think I should maybe be fine. I hope

30 years his junior* oops sorry

Ten years younger than me and looks VERY rough.

The whore lifestyle really ages a bitch.

yeah man thats wild to me. I don't want to bring her up much anymore but my ex's mom is this age and she looks mid-late 20s. has to be drugs and alcohol

@graf @mothersmurfer @NonPlayableClown Its that and you just know he never exercises or eats good food.

drugs alcohol mcdonalds with the don and miles of cock
1000 big mac stare