good mornyan friends, im dressed up bc my mommy told me to look nice, and you?
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@satsuki yes the mother in my life that birthed me
@graf I am in my own head about how I'll behave in situations that won't even happen, it's very healthy.
GM to you both. My favorite scary movies are situations I will never find myself in. Lost at sea, stranded on a ski lift, trapped in a burning high rise genre.
@mjdigspigs @yockeypuck My ex and I got trapped in an elevator once for like an hour and a half in a snow storm because I was shaking it to scare her
Did you have sex?
@graf @mjdigspigs gm MJ. This story is like the difference between me and graf in a sentence.
@graf I am sitting in underwear, drinking coffee, and talking to Claude, such is life
@ForbiddenDreamer @grey "Ha! Sounds like a normal day on a Fediverse instance. Nothing I can help with there ๐"
@ForbiddenDreamer @grey I included your username btw
@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @grey Claude have anything good to say?
@BarelyEagle @ForbiddenDreamer @grey claude literally called us all femboy chasers maybe dont ask claude shit anymore