I ate too much earlier I feel so fucking bloated. Why did I do this to myself
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I ate myself sick in a five-star restaurant over the fall, had 2 stiff drinks (2 more than norm), & fainted against wall in bathroom.
Thought boomer lady was gonna call cops on me. Be careful.
Thought boomer lady was gonna call cops on me. Be careful.
@GoyGirl Hey Nancy how you doing chick
Oh... got you. Haha
@GoyGirl So what were you doing at this restaurant. What did you eat. I had a burger and poutine and it was way too much. I dieted pretty hard last summer so I shrunk my stomach a lot and now I can't eat even close to what I used to
Anniversary dinner. I nurse & can often out-eat a lot of dudes, but think it was halibut, & just so many sides, etc... not used to mixed drinks.
It's very real to have diets get us, though. I get histamine/nose responses fast to gross foods since I ate so clean so long.
It's very real to have diets get us, though. I get histamine/nose responses fast to gross foods since I ate so clean so long.
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@Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl She can start with me brother
@Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl I don't have to seduce her
My dad wrote a song about a hooker, like all song writers are supposed to do... "they call her a flower, of the midnight hour... but you know that kind of flower don't never bloom." 😉
@GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I never understood the prostitute thing in current year. If you are even mildly charismatic and are funny and can carry a conversation you can get all kinds of pussy from dating apps. Like. Super easy.
I'm sure that's, uh, true 🤔 Stats say you gotta be a "top-20" for "all kinds of it," though.
Idk, though. My chonky cousin probably gets more into "50-70" range guys & they still seem to be playing field largely, too
Idk, though. My chonky cousin probably gets more into "50-70" range guys & they still seem to be playing field largely, too
@GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck No way. I never had an issue. Never contacted any of them first, either. I'm not attractive either. Maybe it's different in the US but it was like a revolving door at my house for years
That's basically what I said. These guys don't really have issues & they're not even "top 20's," buuut... the landscape is still likely different now.
I'm not saying these guys are nabbing 5+'s, but they're nabbing, lol
I'm not saying these guys are nabbing 5+'s, but they're nabbing, lol
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@GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @graf @yockeypuck I'm just too damn ugly for it
@Twoinchdestroya @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @graf @yockeypuck I went on dating apps and just posted a bunch of funny stuff about farting and busting ass...
half of my pics were fake farting pics like this and i was swimming in pontang!
apparently girls think farting is hilarious and love it more than men
half of my pics were fake farting pics like this and i was swimming in pontang!
apparently girls think farting is hilarious and love it more than men
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