Tuesday morning #headlines recap
Editor’s note: after Trump’s predictable TACO move yesterday there aren't any noteworthy developments in the current episode of endless jew wars. However, there are more and more reports indicating the US bit off way more than they can chew and are suffering significant logistical issues that cannot be easily fixed.
Two US Navy EA-18G Growlers collided mid-air at Idaho air show — all 4 crew ejected safely. ~$134M in aircraft lost. Apparently this variant was already in short supply, and now they’ve lost two due to shoddy maneuvering.
Japanese ketchup company simplified packaging due to ink shortage tied to the Middle East conflict. The war is now disrupting condiment design. @NoDoxGregBrady hardest hit.
Russia-Belarus begin joint tactical nuclear weapons drills along NATO borders — Training concentrated in regions bordering Poland, Latvia, and Lithuania, plus southern fields near Ukraine. Belarus closed forests along borders with Ukraine, Poland, and Lithuania for troop movements and ammunition depots.
NVIDIA earnings Wednesday after the close. Analysts opine that “Trump won't resume the war before NVDA earnings”.
Luigi Mangione secured a legal victory yesterday after a judge ruled the contents of his backpack is inadmissible in trial.
Three victims dead after Mass shooting at Islamic Center of San Diego in California. The two male suspects, described as teenagers aged 17 and 19, were conveniently found dead nearby (in a vehicle a short distance from the center) from apparent self-inflicted gunshot wounds. I’m sure they were on the FBI’s radar.
Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair is accusing Elon Musk of rigging the 2024 election using lasers, satellites, and space technology. She says she has a dead man’s switch if anything happens to her. Election-rigging stories are on the banned list, but this one was too funny to skip.
From Steve Kirsch: “Supreme Court refuses to hear the case so mandates are back. If a state health official has reasonable belief a vaccine can save lives, they can mandate the vaccine no matter how deadly the vaccine actually is.” I will not comply.
Pence confirms his club status by getting a book deal.
Apple announces iPhone 17e with chip developed in Israel. I’m sure they won’t do anything untoward, anon.
To end the anti-immigration protests, Dutch police have received orders to start threatening mothers that their children will be taken away. There is only one solution to such problems.
The Trump family and Trump Organization sued the IRS after their tax returns were illegally leaked to the media in 2019–2020. As part of the deal, the lawsuit is being dropped, and the government has issued a formal apology. No direct cash payment goes to Trump. Instead, $1.776 billion from the Treasury’s Judgment Fund is being used to create a new Anti-Weaponization Fund to help compensate Americans who claim they were unfairly targeted or harmed by government “lawfare” and politicized investigations — including many January 6 defendants and others. I don’t know what’s moar fake and gay, the “formal apology” or the 1776 reference. All I know is another 1.7 billion of our tax dollars will fall into a bureaucratic black hole.
I couldn’t find a legit good news story this morning, so here’s a meme to make you smile.
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