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Tuesday morning #headlines recap

Editor’s note: the poast is brief this morning due to a very heavy day at work. Luckily there’s a new power ranking out to supplement the TLDR format.

TLDR: today vs. yesterday

The April script ran again, faster: Israel hit southern Lebanon, Iran declared the ceasefire void "on all fronts," suspended US talks, and reached for the chokepoints — this time naming Bab el-Mandeb alongside Hormuz. Oil jumped ~8%. Trump ran the full arc in one afternoon ("I couldn't care less" → "talks back on at a rapid pace" → "no troops to Beirut"), the Lebanon truce he announced lasted about fifteen minutes, and overnight Russia put one of the war's largest missile-and-drone barrages into Kyiv. Markets, naturally, closed the S&P at a record while Bitcoin fell through $70k.

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Tuesday morning #headlines recap

Editor’s note: after Trump’s predictable TACO move yesterday there aren't any noteworthy developments in the current episode of endless jew wars. However, there are more and more reports indicating the US bit off way more than they can chew and are suffering significant logistical issues that cannot be easily fixed.

Two US Navy EA-18G Growlers collided mid-air at Idaho air show — all 4 crew ejected safely. ~$134M in aircraft lost. Apparently this variant was already in short supply, and now they’ve lost two due to shoddy maneuvering. 



Japanese ketchup company simplified packaging due to ink shortage tied to the Middle East conflict. The war is now disrupting condiment design. @NoDoxGregBrady hardest hit.

Russia-Belarus begin joint tactical nuclear weapons drills along NATO borders — Training concentrated in regions bordering Poland, Latvia, and Lithuania, plus southern fields near Ukraine. Belarus closed forests along borders with Ukraine, Poland, and Lithuania for troop movements and ammunition depots.

NVIDIA earnings Wednesday after the close. Analysts opine that “Trump won't resume the war before NVDA earnings”.

Luigi Mangione secured a legal victory yesterday after a judge ruled the contents of his backpack is inadmissible in trial.

Three victims dead after Mass shooting at Islamic Center of San Diego in California. The two male suspects, described as teenagers aged 17 and 19, were conveniently found dead nearby (in a vehicle a short distance from the center) from apparent self-inflicted gunshot wounds. I’m sure they were on the FBI’s radar.

Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair is accusing Elon Musk of rigging the 2024 election using lasers, satellites, and space technology. She says she has a dead man’s switch if anything happens to her. Election-rigging stories are on the banned list, but this one was too funny to skip.

From Steve Kirsch: “Supreme Court refuses to hear the case so mandates are back. If a state health official has reasonable belief a vaccine can save lives, they can mandate the vaccine no matter how deadly the vaccine actually is.” I will not comply.

Pence confirms his club status by getting a book deal.

Apple announces iPhone 17e with chip developed in Israel. I’m sure they won’t do anything untoward, anon.

To end the anti-immigration protests, Dutch police have received orders to start threatening mothers that their children will be taken away. There is only one solution to such problems.

The Trump family and Trump Organization sued the IRS after their tax returns were illegally leaked to the media in 2019–2020. As part of the deal, the lawsuit is being dropped, and the government has issued a formal apology. No direct cash payment goes to Trump. Instead, $1.776 billion from the Treasury’s Judgment Fund is being used to create a new Anti-Weaponization Fund to help compensate Americans who claim they were unfairly targeted or harmed by government “lawfare” and politicized investigations — including many January 6 defendants and others. I don’t know what’s moar fake and gay, the “formal apology” or the 1776 reference. All I know is another 1.7 billion of our tax dollars will fall into a bureaucratic black hole.

I couldn’t find a legit good news story this morning, so here’s a meme to make you smile.

Tuesday morning #headlines recap

In wake of collapsed “ceasefire” US Navy deploys nuclear-armed submarine USS Alaska through Gibraltar while Iran deploys combat-ready mini subs in Hormuz.

Robert Kagan writes about Trump’s folly in The Atlantic: “Far from demonstrating American prowess, as supporters of the war have repeatedly claimed, the conflict has revealed an America that is unreliable and incapable of finishing what it started. That is going to set off a chain reaction around the world as friends and foes adjust to America’s failure.” History will credit Trump with the fall of the empire, and a fitting tribute it will be.

67 Labour MPs now calling for Starmer to resign. Starmer refuses to resign, calls it a "10-year project.“

Finland's Stubb: "time to start negotiations with Russia", confirmed European leaders discussing who will be contact person. Slovakia's Fico: "Are we such IDIOTS?" — Russia supplies gas to US who resells to Europe at markup. Idiots? To ask is to answer. Meanwhile Hungary's new FM Anita Orban: no weapons/soldiers to Ukraine, won't participate in €90B EU loan; will build relations with Russia.

Zelensky’s ex-press secretary Yulia Mendel calls him unqualified and a drug user. Once again fedi is way ahead of the normie news.

Microsoft Israel chief ousted: Branch placed under French management after investigation found Unit 8200 mass surveillance system on Azure servers — "tip of the iceberg" with additional IDF units using Microsoft systems. Global management fears European lawsuits. With jews you lose.

Eurovision boycott: Five countries withdrew over Israel's participation — Spain, Ireland, Netherlands, Iceland, Slovenia. Largest protest in the show's history.

US-Australia rare earth deal facing backlash: Malaysian refiners don't want to produce materials Israel can use.

Tyler Robinson was already in custody at the time his Discord confession was sent. Fake and gay is the order of the day.

Now DNI Gabbard confirms she is investigating more than 120 US-funded biolabs around the world, and specifically mentions 40 in Ukraine. ”Investigating” is the new “fiddling while Rome burns.”

Another series of explosions and fires at an oil refinery, this time in Mexico.

Alberta, Canada secessionists say they’ve submitted enough signatures to trigger a vote to leave Canada. I wish them well, but they’ll never be allowed to leave with votes alone.

Justin Bieber claims Mariah Carey killed her sister and mother and even ate her, to stay in the illuminati. ”All I want for Christmas is you…”

The US State Dept. says it will no longer sign on to “replacement migration” and will only support “remigration” in response to the UN migration pact. We need a little less talk and a lot more action.

Released CIA docs show they were concerned about jewish world domination after WWII. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then.

The President of the World Jewish Congress, Ronald Lauder, says their influence across Europe and America has significantly declined despite spending millions of dollars for propaganda. Lauder admits the situation has become so severe that he no longer feels safe walking down the street. “Antisemites already have access to all of the facts.” “You are wasting your breath trying to reason with them.” Have access to all the facts???!? They’ll call you an anti-semite, but they’ll never call you a liar.

Be of good cheer frens… the noticing is higher than it’s ever been in our lifetimes and it’s only going up from here…

Friday morning #headlines recap

CENTCOM briefed Trump for 45 minutes on "final blow" options against Iran, including strikes on remaining military assets, leadership, and infrastructure. Separate option includes US "forced control" over part of the Strait of Hormuz with ground forces. 45 minutes? That’s a long time for Trump to stay awake.

US national debt crossed 100% of GDP for the first time since WWII.

Israel's defense minister Katz says Israel may continue military campaign against Iran "in the near future" to "fully achieve" objectives. More accurate for them to say their goyim cattle will continue the campaign.

IRGC Aerospace Force commander: "We saw the fate of your bases in the region; we will also see your warships". The symbolic significance of them sinking a carrier cannot be overstated.

Iran's Supreme Leader Khamenei: the future of the Persian Gulf will be "without America". Now that the bases are gone that seems like a credible statement.

Putin warned Trump during phone call that resumed military action would lead to "extremely adverse consequences", called ground operations "particularly unacceptable and dangerous".

Dan Bongino confirms your encryption efforts to keep your data private is just an illusion for the Government — “We don’t have to crack encryptions anymore.” He goes on to say while this is extremely pervasive to privacy, he and Kash Patel made sure to put in an unbelievable set of restrictive rules to use it. Well I certainly feel relieved that he and the streetshitter made everything safe for us.

House passes FISA reauthorization, but adds CBDC ban which will act as a poison pill in the Senate, and if the Senate strips it out, it will act as a poison pill in the House. The funny part of this is the implication that they’d be hogtied without FISA. They certainly won’t be held back by silly things like laws.

Trump says “not much connection” between missing and dead experts in UAPs and physics. Well, that settles that.

Missing Republican Oklahoma Senate candidate Barry Christian, 54, found dead in rural area. He must have been labeled a threat, even though he campaigned as a typical generic republican Trump ally.

Alex Jones has shuttered Infowars. SPLC money dried up?

The Wall Street Journal is now writing damage control pieces on the “Rothschilds”, implying, “ok maybe they finance wars between the goyim, but they don’t rape children”. That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it works.

Editor’s note: for sake of time I’ll summarize the day’s 4 or 5 jewish stories as follows: you do not hate them enough.

Recent rulings indicate Fifth Circuit is at least flirting with the idea of striking down machine gun ban. LFG

Thanks for attending the morning briefing… now go have yourself a great day!

Wednesday morning #headlines recap

Iran rejects ceasefire extension, IRGC fires on ship in Strait of Hormuz. Iran refused to attend Pakistan talks, Trump extended ceasefire "indefinitely" while maintaining the naval blockade. Hours later, IRGC boats opened fire on a container ship in the Strait.

Iran says it did not request any ceasefire extension. Quote from Parliamentary speaker Mohammad Ghalibaf: “Trump’s extension of the ceasefire means nothing. The losing side cannot set the terms.”

US missile stocks depleted to ~50%, creating "window of vulnerability" in Pacific. Maybe all that offshored manufacturing was a bad idea after all.

Iran's oil wells face permanent damage by April 26 if not reopened. Apparently oil wells get a severe case of blue balls if you shut them down for long enough.

Lufthansa cancels 20,000 flights May-October to save 40,000 metric tons of jet fuel. CityLine [short haul airline] permanently grounded. Air Canada scraps key US routes; KLM, SAS, Delta also cutting. EU quietly removed ban on transporting Russian oil from its latest sanctions package.

James O'Keefe published undercover video of Andrew Hugg, Branch Chief of Nuclear and Chemical Surety, casually revealing that the US plans to kill Iran's Supreme Leader, US strikes killed children in Iran, and the US still possesses nerve agents. Hugg was “escorted out of the Pentagon within 60 minutes and placed on administrative leave”. He’ll be back at his desk in no time.

US National Debt Hits $39 Trillion. Latest trillion added in 145 days - $6.9B every day, $79,821 every second. I guess the only benefit of paying with a card is we won’t have to take a wheelbarrow of cash to the store to buy a loaf of bread.

SPLC was indicted for fraudulently funding the very groups they were supposedly battling. Just like jews painting swastikas on their own temples. A few stooges may take a fall in this, but the club members in good standing will be fine.

Random editor’s note: any post or story that mentions GITMO immediately gets skipped.

Former border patrol chief Greg Bovino says the conservative number of illegals in the country sits at 100 million. Meanwhile our military is spread across the world in service of jewish interests.

Ana Kasparian reveals that Trump’s chief of staff, Susie Wiles, was literally Benjamin Netanyahu’s campaign manager.

36,000 engineering students from IT programs were tested in India. 95% were determined to be unfit for actually working in the field. Only 1.4% could write functionally correct and efficient code. India has a massive issue with cheating and scams in education. We could nuke India tomorrow and the world would be better for it.

High-powered legal firm Sullivan & Cromwell busted for submitting AI slop to the court.

Be careful while you’re driving around out there today…

Sunday morning #headlines recap

War situation is on infinite repeat right now; straits open then close, Trump runs his mouth only to be proven utterly wrong, ceasefires begin then end when Israel violates them. I will post noteworthy things when they happen, but no reason to simply repeat the previous day’s headlines.

Tucker claims sources in the government have told him that whether they are aliens, interdimensional beings, or angels and demons, the US Government has made contact with and entered into agreements with these beings. My take on this is pull back the curtain or STFU about it.

John Fogerty reveals the record company of Creedence Clearwater Revival talked them into putting all their money with a bank in the Bahamas as part of a tax scheme, they did, and it was a CIA bank which shut down after using all their money for Latin America ops. If you dig a little you will find that Fogerty’s money and legal problems with respect to his music all lead directly to a record company executive named (((Saul Zaentz))). EST.

Congressional bikini model (((Anna Paulina Luna))) tells Primetime that NBC has a secret tape that shows Lee Harvey Oswald near JFK's vehicle when the assassination took place... which would mean he wasn't the shooter. Posted this one mainly for the lulz. Saying Oswald wasn’t the shooter is about as bold as predicting Trump will say something regrettable on social media.

Jordan Peterson’s daughter posts a long video describing her dad’s medical condition. A ticket taker suffering a well deserved breakdown IMO.

In the Netherlands, it’s been revealed that 125 students were forced to live with 125 asylum seekers in a government “integration experiment.” The result: gang rape, multiple sexual assaults, and knife crime targeting students. It wasn’t an experiment; those responsible knew what was going to happen. Meanwhile Ukraine has decided they need to import infinite niggers to replace all the dead young men they wantonly slaughtered in a needless war.

I sometimes feel bad about poasting headline recaps with nothing but bad news, so let’s counterbalance that with a wholesome and heartwarming picture to wrap up the poast. Have a great Sunday, everyone.