Friday morning #headlines recap
Iran war round two: US strikes ~90 more targets, Iran fires multiple missile waves, US denies its own strikes. It’s like some kind of retarded comedy routine.
Israel is seeking Trump's authorization to imminently resume strikes and handed the US curiously-timed intelligence that Iran is plotting to assassinate Trump — a claim even sympathetic accounts read as war-prolonging theater. The treachery never ends.
Former Navy Seal Matt Bracken does a breakdown of a land invasion of Kharg Island. Kharg Island is roughly twice the size of Iwo Jima; in WW2 the US pounded Iwo Jima with battleships for weeks before landing 70,000 Marines. 19,000 were WIA and 7,000 were KIA. On a current invasion of Kharg Island a force of 10,000 would turn into a turkey shoot for Iranian drones and missiles. Mark Levin is going to call Matt Bracken a cowardly anti-semite.
Hormuz: Iran's corridor carries nearly all traffic, US corridor abandoned since July 7, SPR ~19M barrels above floor.
EU passes Chat Control on a procedural trick — a majority voted against it. 314 MEPs voted to reject, 276 to keep it, but rejection required an absolute 361 — so on the last day before summer recess, with ~120 seats empty, the bill survived. EU wants to make sure they’re as hated as US politicians.
Russia confirmed full control of Konstantinovka and captured Mykolaivka near Druzhkovka. In Lviv, riots broke out after a recruiter struck a man from behind; two mobilization-center servicemen were injured. Imagine hunting down your own people and sending them off to a war of certain death on behalf of a diminutive jew.
Three frontier models in 24h — SpaceX's Grok 4.5, Meta's Muse Spark 1.1, OpenAI's GPT-5.6. Meta's first paid model prices at ~25% of OpenAI/Anthropic, with Zuckerberg openly targeting their "very high margins”. Very high margins against massive annual losses. lol.
The Nasdaq's Hindenburg Omen has triggered 11× in a month, the most ever. Hindenburg Omen is a market analysis indicator that predicts crashes. OH THE HUMANITY
German corporate bankruptcies hit 21-year high: Almost 5,000 companies filed for insolvency in April-June 2026, according to new data. Behold the glories of infinite brown immigration.
Arkansas celebrates Arab American Heritage Month. The decree was issued by Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Daddy’s jew buddies aren’t gonna like this (lulz, as if, they’re the ones behind it in the first place).
Someone noticed their dentist's HIPAA disclosure notes that records can be used without permission for intelligence or counterintelligence purposes. C’mon anon, what’s the harm in the spooks having access to a primary tool used for identifying the dead?
Officials in Auburn, California, are panicking after a mysterious group of people stole the majority of their Flock cameras and threw them into a nearby canal. The incidents are continuing, and they have no idea how to stop them from happening again. "They're completely destroyed." Good news headline status: FOUND
ICE shoots a Mexican who tried to ram them. A rare two-fer on the good news headline front…
If you go out for a drink to kick off your weekend, just be sure and watch for the signs that you’ve had enough and it’s time to leave…
