Mormons have a rule against fellatio? I mean I get alcohol and cofe, but fellatio???
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@kaia what about mate ice tea? caffeine in general? i cant fullfill my needs with just tea. im a man i have needs! i need caffeine!
@grillchen @kaia I went to high school with a Mormon boy who drank 3 monsters every school day but wouldn't touch cofe
@vriska @grillchen that a sign of their cult's theological inexperience. more experienced religions would have had hardline theologians arguing that the ban of cofe extended to all caffeinated drinks
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2@kaia @grillchen I don't expect any more from people who think Jesus Christ ended up in the USA