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@vitalis @ForbiddenDreamer it's us at the bowling alley
This you?
I dropped my lighter in the snow man, rip
@Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @vitalis I dropped my benz key in the driveway of some girl from Detroit and I thought I left it at my hotel and ordered a 40 (!!) dollar uber back. Thankfully I found it but why the fuck did the car tell me the fob was nowhere near the car when it was literally right beside the door
I just wanted to smoke a joint and now my lighter is wet and i have graf flexing on me, the weed batch is fucking full of seeds, i am misery
Smoke another one?
Sure i can do that for you
Sure i can do that for you
@Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @vitalis dreamer this whole time he tried to make me feel bad for losing a benz key in the snow because he couldn't light a joint now he's telling you not 15 mins later that he's smoking ANOTHA ONE
Bro, i had another lighter ready in my tobacco pouch, it's the principle bro, bro
ำบ๊ฆศบ๊คา You mean the tobacco pouch full of cat hair and dryer lint?
Fucking export a full flavor, i bet you smoke discount tobacco and not even middle shelf stuff
@Folklore @Frank @vitalis @ForbiddenDreamer yo I haven't heard of somebody smoking export in easily 25 years lmfao
I smoked john players but since i started handrolling i can buy better tobacco, yay for cancer
Honestly most loose tobacco is probably not jam-packed with chems. It's hard to find anything other that pipe tobacco by me otherwise I'd go back to rolling my own
A pack of rolling paper 1 1/4 50 leaves is 4$ at the store, buying a box of 25 packs is 20$ online, same shit with filters, i buy them in pack of 1000 from eastern europe for 20$, costs me under 40$ for 1000 smokes when a box of prerolled papers with filter is 20 for 200
I pay about half price for higher quality cigs, handrolling rules
I pay about half price for higher quality cigs, handrolling rules
Dude i can get a bix of 200 tubes for a dollar. It's the tobacco that is hard to find. All of it is designed for pipe and just doesn't taste the same
Pipe tobacco is nasty to inhale anyways
I enjoy smoking a pipe now and then but ya it's not cigie
i want the pipe tobacco my dad used to get ..
i think it was black and gold , with a ship on the package
its been 45 years since i saw it
i think it was black and gold , with a ship on the package
its been 45 years since i saw it
@spacemanspiff @fknretardlol @Folklore @Frank @vitalis @ForbiddenDreamer you guys live in a band where you can grow tobacco, why don't you just do that and root and tooty gun shooty when people ask you about the tarp covering 90% of your land?
where do you think I live?
I'm prepared for you to be right...
@spacemanspiff @fknretardlol @Folklore @Frank @vitalis @ForbiddenDreamer When I think of captain black/pipe and roller smokers I generally think of virginia area but this map is still mostly accurate afaik
I don't know what "cigar binder" is but i should grow that.
that green leafy stuff ..
and you should grow some .. maybe a lot
and you should grow some .. maybe a lot
Oh I don't touch the devils lettuce. I seen what it done to folklore.
I had a lot of potential when i was young fr fr
Why you looking like Sui?
@Frank @Folklore @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @graf Because he is Sui, duh.
@adequate @Frank @Folklore @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer I wish the decayable kids could see your cat ears and party hat friend
send mama shroom the thing youre using ?
@fknretardlol @Folklore @Frank @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate Nah you guys have to be fully moved off soybox. You're first on my list but I am waiting for hardware
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate decayable is still on soybox? lol and not pleroma?
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate yeah because gleason got me beaned from gitlab where our source is hosted so I have to clone it, run it somewhere where gleason isn't going to get me beaned then write a migration that works for like 50 instances. You wanna do it for me?
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate will work for sheckles lol
Sounds like a pain in the ass but probably solvable. Depends if each instance has its own db or not.
Sounds like a pain in the ass but probably solvable. Depends if each instance has its own db or not.
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate yes. they are all independent. it's not an insurmountable task but I need hardware for every one of those instances. and I am waiting for our ISP to provide that so I can move them and migrate them at once instead of doing somehting and then redoing it again 2 months later. make sense?
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate Makes sense. why do you need to wait for the isp though?
unless you get butt hurt messages to the isp.
or run them all under one.
Idk, for me, i'd probably vps the front ends across multiple services, and store the DB on owned hardware.
But thats a bigger scale than I deal with. I'd have to think about it for awhile but solvable.
unless you get butt hurt messages to the isp.
or run them all under one.
Idk, for me, i'd probably vps the front ends across multiple services, and store the DB on owned hardware.
But thats a bigger scale than I deal with. I'd have to think about it for awhile but solvable.
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate They are replacing their entire hardware lineup. They have to move existing customers to new hardware then they open new orders. I can tell the owner I need hardware but I'm not going to put undue stress on him when its not required. He knows I need a lot of hardware and soon. Why do you give a fuck?
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate I like hardware and infastructure. Idk im a nerd?
So lets say you have 50 legit instances (i assume like 40 of them are single user or close) so what i'd do (depending on domain rep) is use proxies for the FE basically each instance would get it's own vps (again depending on budget and usuage) I'd have the front ends live on vps's and keep a master db on owned hardware I control.
Based on my usuage I may just run the db at home with fiber and an unlimited plan, and it should be good, but that still leaves the fucking media.
So for that probably colocation for the media server.
So lets say you have 50 legit instances (i assume like 40 of them are single user or close) so what i'd do (depending on domain rep) is use proxies for the FE basically each instance would get it's own vps (again depending on budget and usuage) I'd have the front ends live on vps's and keep a master db on owned hardware I control.
Based on my usuage I may just run the db at home with fiber and an unlimited plan, and it should be good, but that still leaves the fucking media.
So for that probably colocation for the media server.
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate You should start an instance hosting company Tony seems like you'd do great.
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate
No one pays for that shit.
I'm working on some other shit that pays lol. I do b2b stuff professionally. So im working on some backend accounting stuff im going to start selling.
No one pays for that shit.
I'm working on some other shit that pays lol. I do b2b stuff professionally. So im working on some backend accounting stuff im going to start selling.
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate Yeah. You're telling me. I've been operating at a loss for every month but 2. But I'm doing it out of pocket still because people rely on the service. It's being run as efficient as possible with the database and storage isolated on the same hypervisor with local backups and offsite. But with the lack of people now it costs me about double what I charge for it every month. so I have to get this moved when I can. again, I'm waiting
wtf tony...
you've got a dozen users
you've got a dozen users
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@koropokkur @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate "stats":{"mau":16},
he's got 16 actually
he's got 16 actually
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate AND GROWING, lol slowly.
@BillingtonYVR @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate Thats what your wife said to me after I ordered 500$ worth of pizza hut on her credit card so I bought a Dr Pepper Zero because I aint need that extra fat 
You bring that up every time I see you
@BillingtonYVR @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate I can't stop laughing
Yeah you got me laughing my new girls sitting here in bed wondering what the hell I'm off and about I guess I'll have to tell her the story or maybe I won't cuz she'll remove me from her Uber eats
@BillingtonYVR @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate Tell her I'm coming for the Pizza Hut and I'll see you in 2 weeks jeff buddy
pizza hut..
only people eating that shit are canadians and niggers these days.
only people eating that shit are canadians and niggers these days.
It's a funny story You don't understand if you know you know
@BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate You had to be there. It was the funniest shit on this planet
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate I'm still laughing
You still got the pictures of the order?
graf keepin a billington pizzahut folder is beyond fucking raelz
@koropokkur @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate nigger your instance doesnt let you search by vague descriptions to find pictures?
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate
His instance blocks people. unlike clew who still has zero blocks.
#WINNING
jk jk, thats not even a valid argument idk what matty is doing we dont talk
His instance blocks people. unlike clew who still has zero blocks.
#WINNING
jk jk, thats not even a valid argument idk what matty is doing we dont talk
Who gives a fuck?
@BillingtonYVR @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate @graf here at clew we federate with everyone.
Consequences be damned
Consequences be damned
@Tony @BillingtonYVR @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate That will come back to bite you brother. I get the idea of "open communication for all" but there are people who will wind you personally up in prison if they choose to target you
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate we aren't big enough to get real attention. I've yeeted people but i just do it quietly.
We are small enough I haven't had to really make a decision yet
We are small enough I haven't had to really make a decision yet
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate Okay so you understand then. People on here whine about us blocking or banning people and I roll my eyes because nobody on this planet gives a fuck what you do as a 5 user instance. They give a fuck what they can see from mine that's in news articles and mentioned all over the internet
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate exactly. We've had some bad actors join and i just yeet them on the admin level and don't broadcast it.
we arent big enoug where there has been a real stink.
Mostly it's one or two people getting mad, i yeet them unofficially, they whine for a day, it goes away.
we arent big enoug where there has been a real stink.
Mostly it's one or two people getting mad, i yeet them unofficially, they whine for a day, it goes away.
@graf @BillingtonYVR @Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @Frank @adequate @fknretardlol @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @vitalis i did have to talk to my vps provider about hating trans people, but i skirted that and luckily no one got uppity enough to try again.
So its more of a we are small situation than anything.
If we do grow i'll probably keep the same "no blocks" but do it behind the curtains
So its more of a we are small situation than anything.
If we do grow i'll probably keep the same "no blocks" but do it behind the curtains
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate Maybe you can explain to other people who whine about poast why we do what we do. Mind you, I could tell you to kill yourself if you were trans and the owner of our ISP wouldn't give single fuck since we are more or less deplatformable now. We adhere to our rules, the ISP knows our rules. They know we act within minutes but no less than an hour on any report. They know we have automated moderation for a lot of shit that to date has a 0 fault rate I would like to add.
I spoke at length in 2021 but I will tell you the same thing I said in the past: there are three boogeymen of the "free and open internet" that is 1. dox as definited as information somebody has not posted themselves online, we limit this to the space we occupy -- if you post your dox outside of poast it's off limits unless you post it here. 2. verifiable or credible threats -- if you post a threat on here especially with motive or a plan it will be reported to authorities. 3 - illegal content such as revenge porn, csam, etc
I spoke at length in 2021 but I will tell you the same thing I said in the past: there are three boogeymen of the "free and open internet" that is 1. dox as definited as information somebody has not posted themselves online, we limit this to the space we occupy -- if you post your dox outside of poast it's off limits unless you post it here. 2. verifiable or credible threats -- if you post a threat on here especially with motive or a plan it will be reported to authorities. 3 - illegal content such as revenge porn, csam, etc
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate All i can say man, is if im going to stay in this space, I'm going to have an income engine behind it.
Thats it.
It's not going to be from donantions. It'll be from an actual business otherwise it'll get crushed by bullshit
Thats it.
It's not going to be from donantions. It'll be from an actual business otherwise it'll get crushed by bullshit
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate Don't rely on an income from this sphere you will *never* attain it
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate exactly.
The money has to come from an outside source and it has to be a decent amount or it will get crushed by faggots. But even 2-4k/month in free income would change the game.
imagine if poast was just a line item.
The money has to come from an outside source and it has to be a decent amount or it will get crushed by faggots. But even 2-4k/month in free income would change the game.
imagine if poast was just a line item.
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate I'd like to imagine my brains on the ceiling of somewhere nice but that's not going to happen either. I understand your optimism but the current landscape here is not financial gain and if you think you can get it you are crazy
@graf @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate No. but Hi ๐๏ธ
@OeakEyDoork @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate i love you powah you make me laugh
@graf @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate if you laugh at me or at me it doesn't matter
@graf @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate how is your other Dan keeping up?
@OeakEyDoork @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate want me to call him on the horn rn?
@graf @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate no. I just want to know he is okay
@OeakEyDoork @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate I'm going to text him for you
@OeakEyDoork @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate His phone still on so good sign
I have unlimited international text so I'll keep you updated
I have unlimited international text so I'll keep you updated
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@graf @OeakEyDoork @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate she's being mean to me all day, and it's barely morning for her
@Twoinchdestroya @OeakEyDoork @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate this is your fault for trying to correct her english she doesn't know what's mean to say and what isnt
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate i don't think there will ever be money to be made here.
My painting business did 20-30k/month at a 60% margin.
When that was happening i randomly bought 6k in hardwarde and wrote it off as a business expense because i also hosting my companies website so it worked.
The point is not to make money from this. The point is to make money and bury this in line items. as tax write offs.
If i can create a business again that does 300-500k per year (I have in the past and I'm more than happy to show you the irs docs proving it) then it becomes a legitimate tax write off.
My point being - you will never make money "hosting" but you can make money providing a service for soemthing else and wrap this into it.
Then the faggot jobless trannies will have a much harder time piercing the corporate veil.
idk man i don't want to be a dick but i currently operate an s-corp and like it is possible...i've done it before i just need to not go bankrupt from being a retard lol
My painting business did 20-30k/month at a 60% margin.
When that was happening i randomly bought 6k in hardwarde and wrote it off as a business expense because i also hosting my companies website so it worked.
The point is not to make money from this. The point is to make money and bury this in line items. as tax write offs.
If i can create a business again that does 300-500k per year (I have in the past and I'm more than happy to show you the irs docs proving it) then it becomes a legitimate tax write off.
My point being - you will never make money "hosting" but you can make money providing a service for soemthing else and wrap this into it.
Then the faggot jobless trannies will have a much harder time piercing the corporate veil.
idk man i don't want to be a dick but i currently operate an s-corp and like it is possible...i've done it before i just need to not go bankrupt from being a retard lol
@graf @BillingtonYVR @Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @Frank @adequate @fknretardlol @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @vitalis Tell you what mr graf. I have a software right now im about 80% done writing it. the logic is solid. The software is optimized to collect payments . I think it could optimize and probably increase poast donations. It's a formated in a way that corporations use collections to collect money. If you would like, I will give it to you for free to collect more donations from users. Think of it like a "sales bot". Its only goal is to get more money. If you would like I'll give it to you for free as a trial.
If it works, maybe you give me a positive review so I can get some more commercial customer interested.
If it works, maybe you give me a positive review so I can get some more commercial customer interested.
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate nigger the issue isnt collecting the payments its having people who can afford it
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate nigga, then you aren't ready to run a real commercial enterprise.
We can collect more money than you currently are from your users. without adds.
I'm not saying donations will skyrocket or double, but we can collect more from your users than you currently are.
We can collect more money than you currently are from your users. without adds.
I'm not saying donations will skyrocket or double, but we can collect more from your users than you currently are.
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate how in the FUCK are you going to collect money from people who literally cant afford it? The people on poast who donate some of them cant even afford what they agree to and month after month it gets declined. Its bothersome that there are people who use poast who dont donate but I'm not going to force somebody to do it man so the people who can already have it integrated into the platform and they get badges and stuff for it. why the fuck would I pay you a fee to get nothing in return? are you going to go out on daytona beach and tell people to sign up to poast? no? so why are you entitlted to something I already get
@graf @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate so couple of points. In this instance, no i would never force anyone to pay ever.
Simple we would create a pipeline that encourages paying. And if you can't, no shame. But if you can, you should do whats right, and donate.
We simply have a platform which encourages donations.
Thats it. If you can pay $1 do it. If you can pay $100 do it. but eitherway you are valued.
If you'd like to be a "major" contributor and give $200 for a special badge, do it.
It is about optimizing cashflow. Not your feelings or theirs. Nothing changes but we optimize for maximum cash flow.
Simple we would create a pipeline that encourages paying. And if you can't, no shame. But if you can, you should do whats right, and donate.
We simply have a platform which encourages donations.
Thats it. If you can pay $1 do it. If you can pay $100 do it. but eitherway you are valued.
If you'd like to be a "major" contributor and give $200 for a special badge, do it.
It is about optimizing cashflow. Not your feelings or theirs. Nothing changes but we optimize for maximum cash flow.
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate nigger I'm literally doing this already so again I ask you -- are you drumming up business for me? if not fuck off
@Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate you are fully insane if you think im going to force my users to pay me to use the site
@graf @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate I made this years ago. is that okay?
@OeakEyDoork @Tony @Folklore @Frank @fknretardlol @vitalis @BillingtonYVR @koropokkur @spacemanspiff @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate yo this will be me in the morning i love you powah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!