need a gas station hot dog right fucking now
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@lebronjames75 best I can do is a lidl hot dog
@moth_ball never had nor seen one
is it like the costco 1.50$ hot dog and pepsi combo?
is it like the costco 1.50$ hot dog and pepsi combo?
@lebronjames75 it's a hotdog from the pastry section that is baked just enough to form a thin skin that keeps the wiener and toppings moist on the inside
@moth_ball wait is it warm to buy or cold to buy
@lebronjames75 warm or room temperature depending on when you get it
@moth_ball minimum requirement is the sausage is steamy greasy hot on serving!
@lebronjames75 clearly you don't carry campfire tools with you to revitalize hot dogs
@moth_ball HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HEAT THIS WITH EVEN A GAS FIRE
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@lebronjames75 man found dead next to cold hot dog
@moth_ball please, just a smidgeon of hot, or a snacking of dog, PLEASE, i beg you kind sir
@lebronjames75 the bunsen burner is right there
@moth_ball *hovers lidl hot dog over fire*
*lidl hot dog explodes after 2 seconds and concentrated sulphiric acid droplets are sprayed across my face and eyes*
*lidl hot dog explodes after 2 seconds and concentrated sulphiric acid droplets are sprayed across my face and eyes*
@lebronjames75 Your Cooking Skill increased to 152