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@matty perhaps milk and cookie

WWJD

@matty mow the lawn ny migga

Ask your goobis, if you're not to busy jorkin it that is

🤔
Maybe mix it up for giggles. Mow the law with a shotgun or kys with the lawn mower 🤷

too soon-
you haven't lived until you've mowed that lawn with a shotgun

btw do you or anyone else have advice / warning about lawn mowers to get / avoid? I'm looking at push-mowers

heard electric absolutely sucks. most advice i've got so far

Whatever your wife wants

You have grass already?!

Husqavarna (?) is good

If you don't stop.

I bought the cheapest piece of junk off amazon and learned a couple of things from it:
1. If it's designed to push grass into a catch bag, it's gonna clog all of the time. You really need a side-shoot - I actually cut one in the side of mine to make it more usable
2. If you're gonna be out there wasting YOUR time, go with a gas engine because you want as much power as possible and gas usage in one of these is basically nothing
3. Ideally the deck should be metal, cheap ones are plastic

All good points. Don’t bag your clippings put them back into the lawn. Metal deck is nice just scrape that wet grass out from underneath the deck every on e in a while and it will cut better and last longer.

I cut my grass but now I have 20cf of pollen in my lungs

>shall I mow my lawn today or kill myself with a shotgun
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn. He just didn't cut it.