Egregoros

Whatever your wife wants

Three options:
1. I would forever be known as the kitkat goldmine house for trick or treaters
2. Melt them and resell the non-serial# chocolate (to who, idk)
3. Melt all the chocolate into a swimming pool. (Ill leave the rest to your imagination)

Likely 1 for me. (I offer nothing but poor puns)

Grew up east, millions all summer. Used to squeeze their flouresesence on our faces like war paint. Been out west for forever and we only see a few for a couple weeks. We cherish the opportunity and sound like excited kids when we see them.

Tampons

Glad you have an alarm.

Me laughing as he drowns but at all the stupid rubber duckies float to the surface.

Wondering what score matty have given me🤔

These are great. I typically use it to process homegrown veggies for freezing. Great timesaver.

Swolmaxxing

Batoraid

A scene to behold

Graf pimpin the hellcat