@georgia anyway be nice to stoned food service workers, food service sucks you'd be stoned too
=^w^=
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rated NC-17, many (most (all)) gorts are rent lowering :brianWasted:
I want sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed :necoSmoke:
I'm a real freak, I'm not normal.
Ma'am please. You have to crush me...
:rainbowPls: :rainbowPls: :rainbowPls:
:labrysSickle: Viva la revolución! :labrysSickle:
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@georgia lmao this reminds me of when I was working at a sub shop in college and one of my coworkers asked me "what's your name" but I was high as a kite (as I was 24/7 in 2013) and parsed it as "whatchu need" and I looked at the ingredients before me and saw I was low on meatballs for meatball subs and was like "meatballs" and that ended up being my nickname for the rest of my tenure there
whoa, pony...check my 420...
@nyx nyx land running on MY hardware waow
@hjh yummy!!
@fiore no lol
@nepetalactone @georgia @azureazure @nyx I fuck with clinical and otherwise flowery terminology in smut and dirty talk in general tbh but with that I think ive told on myself enough for tonite mwah good night everyone
@georgia @MalibuSunrise commendable! I was over a pack a day at one point but mostly quit in 2019; since then I've probably smoked a pack in total, I do let myself indulge when traveling to specific places
@MalibuSunrise the part labeled "I wish I could quit" was always my favorite part of the cigarette tbh. those were the drags with the most nicotine, and with the most rugged flavor. it's like the last full sip of your long island iced tea; you gulp it down and slam down your glass like "ahhhhh 
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I would NOT allow my urethra to be fisted