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@phnt it's okay, it's a meme mostly.

@hj It has the usual energy drink Tutti frutti-esque flavor, but somehow with a long after taste.

@phnt filled with sucralose (splenda)
all fake sugar tastes off

@bronze And based on the blerb on the can it's supposed to be "lighter in taste and less sugary".

@phnt I did the whole "Did you know Monster was a satanic drink" with a lady at the Catholic women's club. I'm sad I don't know how the "Do you know what a MiLF is?" goes

@phnt 'tis the drink of the aryan sovl

@theorytoe Now it makes sense to me while all the "trve aryan" people sound so dumb. I think you genuinely have to be mentally challenged to like this.

@phnt yeah its just memes at this point
the zero ultra is alright, probably better than some of the other monsters but too much sugar taste for me

*boomer

Now excuse me while I crack one open and start mowing the lawn at 5am