@bleedingphoenix @DC5FAN @theorytoe @Humpleupagus i can literally send you the video
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@bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @Humpleupagus @DC5FAN i keep everything i'm proof obsessed
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@putrid @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @Humpleupagus No thanks. I'll take your word for it.
I've seen enough flaming testicles for one lifetime.
@Humpleupagus @theorytoe @putrid @bleedingphoenix Dude, you promised you'd stop.
@DC5FAN @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Ok well i donโt like being accused of lying so here is him supergluing them and writing my name on them because he paid me to do um Various things like this. Doing my skincare and stuffs now
@putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Did he cut off his dick? What is going on here? Why is there wood paneling?
@DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Jesus, never scroll up.
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix we can save her...
@Frondeur @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Bleh. She's all yours, friend.
@striderpod @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix not into semitic women???
@Frondeur @striderpod @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Happily married ๐ just not into crazy.
@Frondeur @striderpod @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix They would have let me out of prison by now if I killed her after the wedding, do you know what its like to fuck the same woman for twenty five plus years after having two kids. Its like driving the same truck that has been in two wrecks and you still need to drive it to work, drive it to the store and all of your friends see you driving it. ๐ซ
My wife is hot and crazy. She's way out of my league. I'm driving a Ferrari at full speed on the wrong side of the freeway in rush hour traffic.
@Humpleupagus @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @theorytoe @DC5FAN @Frondeur @striderpod @bleedingphoenix im hot and crazy
I already have one thanks. She even has her own superglue.
I rejected you first. ๐ค
@Humpleupagus @putrid @theorytoe @DC5FAN @Frondeur @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @striderpod @bleedingphoenix Everybody's rejected me ๐ฎโ๐จ
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @theorytoe @Humpleupagus @DC5FAN @Frondeur @putrid @striderpod @bleedingphoenix my truck is older than my woman and I love both of them, you just made poor choices.
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Frondeur @striderpod @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix You're doing marriage wrong. My wife and I had our second a while ago, and the sex we have only got better with the kids, for whatever reason. We bump uglies at least twice a week. Sometimes twice a day. Also, if after twenty five years of marriage (so I'm assuming you're in your 50s) you're still thinking with your dick, you need God ๐
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Frondeur @striderpod @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Personal question, feel free to dismiss; did the two of you refrain from relations until after the wedding night, for the entire duration of your engagement ?
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Frondeur @striderpod @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix I'm married too. We are just having fun talking to her cause she's pilled out and funny.
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @Frondeur @striderpod @DC5FAN @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix boy you just asked me for boobie pics if i was your wife iโd beat tf out of you