its cute when men are a little scared of you
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@putrid Call me a cutie then woman because you're clearly nuts
@putrid @Robert_Edwardly The only woman I'm afraid of is my wife.
(Things you can say to prove that you're American)
@cjd @Robert_Edwardly @putrid Do you know about American divorce laws?
Ya, and on top of it, Americans are infamously litigious so (unlike a lot of bullshit laws around the world) this shit gets used in practice.