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Reposted just in time.

Doc said I was getting cirossis. Whatever that is.

@monsignor_dickface @shibao
I hope it helps, friend

@scenesbycolleen @shibao

@scenesbycolleen He seems more pensive than festive.

Hmm... this one isn't particularly festive either. I guess that's just how they groove.

I'd have that same look if someone offered me a lite beer.

@WilhelmIII @judgedread @scenesbycolleen I'm shocked how lite beer is such a thing over there.

You'd never get away with that here. I don't even remember seeing a lite beer in the past 20-30 years.

Lite beer: for when you want to piss on the ceiling.

@thefinn @WilhelmIII @judgedread @scenesbycolleen The marketing push when miller lite came out in the mid 70s has to be among the most successful in history. Thats where it all came from. It was everywhere

@bloggerski @WilhelmIII @judgedread @scenesbycolleen Like, what's the point ?

The whole point of drinking beer is to get a buzz on.

America ruins everything.

@thefinn @WilhelmIII @judgedread @scenesbycolleen The alcohol content is basically the same

The one time that lite beer makes any sense at all is when you are outside and doing stuff.

Softball game, fishing, etc.

It's almost water and when you've had 9 because you are thirsty out in the hot sun you don't feel like you swallowed a loaf of bread.

But I just drink water when I'm outside like that, so maybe I'm not the target market.

They did have some really great commercials.

@thefinn @WilhelmIII @judgedread @scenesbycolleen You guys do some weird math where you say a standard drink is like 8 fluid ounces at 4% ABV. In America you can buy 6.8% ABV beers in 12 fluid ounce cans for like $10 American (7 hours at Australia minimum wage)