Egregoros

>I will not be ragebaited
Yes you will
>I will not spike my cortisol
is it a spike if it's permanently high?
>I will not argue with strangers on the internet
Yes you will
>Not every retard deserves a reply
It's a kindness to reply to the retards.
>Not every thread needs my opinion
Sounds like something a gay (homosexual), faggot (idiot) retard (self explanatory) would say.

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