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That is "American cheese product", not cheese. It's some strange mixture of cheese flavored plastic and binding agent like roadkill grease and deflated tires

It wasn't even invented in America. It was literally made by the Swiss.
The American part of "American" cheese was just for the marketing.

@NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol How could the swiss create such a travesty of cheese

Same way as most goyslop, whatever sticks on the wall and feeds the retards on EBT.

@NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol If it sticks to the wall it aint edible

pasta is an exception because how else do you know if your pasta is done if it does not stick to the wall

@matty@nicecrew.digital I took one bite it stuck to my mouth and tasted rancid, give me my dutch cheese ​​