Just got away with not reporting gambling and sweepstakes winnings on my taxes. LFG!
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I just quietly moved my crypto around while it's low.
I just quietly moved my crypto around while it's low.
@pyrate In 2024, I won a Porsche Cayman GTS 4.0 in a giveaway but I took a cash prize of $70,000. Last year, I won another giveaway of $15,000 for buying $50 worth of creatine gummies and two times I missed my state lotto jackpot by one number but won $1000 both times. That's $87,000 in two years.
@BugmanJones @pyrate @catmanmancat βοΈ
@BugmanJones @pyrate WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE CAYMAN GTS?!?!
@BugmanJones @pyrate YOU GOT FUCKIN' HOSED MAN. EVEN IF YOU IMMEDIATELY FLIPPED IT TO A DEALER THAT DIDN'T GET MANY YOU'RE GETTING $100K
CURRENT VALUES FOR LOW OPTIONED GTS 4.0 WITH 20K MILES ARE $110K+
AHHHHHHHHHH
CURRENT VALUES FOR LOW OPTIONED GTS 4.0 WITH 20K MILES ARE $110K+
AHHHHHHHHHH
@ForbiddenDreamer @BugmanJones @pyrate CREAMAH I'M GONNA SPERG. I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SPERG MAN. I JUST WOKE UP AND MY BLOOD PRESSURE & CORTISOL ARE SPIKING. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
@catmanmancat @BugmanJones @pyrate Good.
@catmanmancat @pyrate Oh believe me I was tempted. I was looking to buy a house with a bit of land for my fiancΓ©e and myself though. I thought about taking the car, enjoying it for a few months and then selling it but thought it would be too much of a hassle to sell a six figure car. I st least got to fire up the engine and give it a few revs when I accepted the car on camera for promotional purposes. I can't tell you how much I was kicking myself for taking the money lmao
@BugmanJones @pyrate I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS GO. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A DETAIL SPEC SHEET FOR JUST WHAT EXACTLY YOU TURNED DOWN?
IF IT WAS AN OPTIONED OUT OR GOD FORBID A PAINT TO SAMPLE CAR I'M GONNA GO STOMP ON BABY BIRDS.
IF IT WAS AN OPTIONED OUT OR GOD FORBID A PAINT TO SAMPLE CAR I'M GONNA GO STOMP ON BABY BIRDS.
@catmanmancat @pyrate ....it was.....sorry bro. RIP little birdies....
@BugmanJones @pyrate BRO IT'S AS DIFFICULT AS A SINGLE PHONE CALL TO A DEALER TO FACILITATE THE TRANSACTION. THEY'D EVEN SEND TRANSPORTATION TO PICK IT UP DIRECTLY AT NO COST TO YOU AND CUT YOU A CHECK SAME DAY. IT'D BE A SINGLE TRANSACTION HERE YOU WON THIS AND NOW WE BOUGHT IT TYPE OF DEAL.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
@BugmanJones @pyrate 
WHAT EXACTLY WAS THIS COLOR?
WHAT EXACTLY WAS THIS COLOR?
@catmanmancat @pyrate Well at the time I thought I would have been taxed twice. It's silly now because I never reported the winnings in the first place lmao
Pls don't kill me
Pls don't kill me
Im more interested in that tractor?
Why is it so special it deserves a permanent location on a lift?
Why is it so special it deserves a permanent location on a lift?
@monsignor_dickface @pyrate @catmanmancat I have no idea why that was in the showroom. That had me puzzled too and you aren't the first to ask me about that lol. I also got to see their next giveaway which was a fully restored '74 Bronco with a coyote engine. My dad came with me and saw it and decided to enter lol
@BugmanJones @pyrate YOU MOTHERBITCHER! THAT'S A FUCKING NARDO GREY HOTTEST MEME COLOR ON THE MARKET FUCKING GTS4.0 WITH TRACK PACKAGE AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH
@monsignor_dickface @BugmanJones @pyrate Because more than likely that's a turn of the century Ford / Fordson tractor in mint condition.
Edit: NM It's a vintage Lamborghini tractor.
Edit: NM It's a vintage Lamborghini tractor.
@catmanmancat @pyrate Yeah I'm retarded lmao
@BugmanJones @pyrate I'M FUCKIN' RETARDED TOO BUT IF YOU WIN A SIX FIGS CAR VS CASH I'M FINDING A CAR SPERG TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO IN TERMS OF PROFITABILITY/QoL IMPROVEMENT.
YOU COULD'VE DRIVEN THAT THING FOR A SUMMER AND SOLD IT FOR WAY MORE THAN THE 75K BEFORE TAXES YOU TOOK. OH MY GOD. WHY DO I EVEN BREATHE.
BROTHER @graf PLEASE READ THE ABOVE FUMBLE SO YOUR CORTISOL SPIKES AS WELL.
YOU COULD'VE DRIVEN THAT THING FOR A SUMMER AND SOLD IT FOR WAY MORE THAN THE 75K BEFORE TAXES YOU TOOK. OH MY GOD. WHY DO I EVEN BREATHE.
BROTHER @graf PLEASE READ THE ABOVE FUMBLE SO YOUR CORTISOL SPIKES AS WELL.
@catmanmancat @pyrate @graf When I heard the engine roar to life and that beautiful Porsche purr, my heart sank. I knew I fucked up πππ
@BugmanJones @pyrate @graf YOU DIDN'T EVEN DRIVE IT BEFORE YOU DECIDED?
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE MAN.
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE MAN.
Why are you looking for a group?
@monsignor_dickface What? I don't know what you're talking about
ooga booga, gray car
ALL NEW CARS ARE GRAY BLOBS, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
ALL NEW CARS ARE GRAY BLOBS, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
@pyrate @BugmanJones Listen nigger. I never said I was a fan. We were talmbout if the particular car he won was a PTS car. Nardo grey used to be an Audi color that was a PTS Porsche car. BMW saw the sales & put it on M3 & M5 comps and it's now one of thee most desirable colors (market wise) due to popularity & it greatly drives the price up.
Myself? I need Red White or Black cars. But if you read the thread it's about a generational fumble of choosing 75k in cash at the time instead of a Brand New Cayman GTS 4.0 in Nardo Grey with the big brembro brakes, better wheels & tires (that's all I can see without more pics / build sheet)
In summary, generational fumble. 2 model years later that exact car with under 30k mi is KBB for $113k in excellent condition. At the time he could've gotten like $10k under sticker if he sold it to another dealership the same day which they certainly would've done because that spec car doesn't stay on lots longer than a few weeks.
Myself? I need Red White or Black cars. But if you read the thread it's about a generational fumble of choosing 75k in cash at the time instead of a Brand New Cayman GTS 4.0 in Nardo Grey with the big brembro brakes, better wheels & tires (that's all I can see without more pics / build sheet)
In summary, generational fumble. 2 model years later that exact car with under 30k mi is KBB for $113k in excellent condition. At the time he could've gotten like $10k under sticker if he sold it to another dealership the same day which they certainly would've done because that spec car doesn't stay on lots longer than a few weeks.
@catmanmancat @BugmanJones @pyrate He fucked up. Will make fun of him for the rest of his life
@catmanmancat @pyrate Man I should have announced my big W over here before I made my decision. I was only on here sporadically back then
@graf @catmanmancat @pyrate It's so over π
@BugmanJones @graf @pyrate All you had to say was "Would you take 75k cash or a 2024 Cayman GTS 4.0" & Alarm bells would've gone off in at least a dozen ears of us who would've flocked to autistically explain the Porsche and why.
@pyrate @BugmanJones Yes. Now you get the agony.
@catmanmancat @BugmanJones tbf, I just was not interested in reading all of that.