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Just got away with not reporting gambling and sweepstakes winnings on my taxes. LFG!

based.

I just quietly moved my crypto around while it's low.

@pyrate In 2024, I won a Porsche Cayman GTS 4.0 in a giveaway but I took a cash prize of $70,000. Last year, I won another giveaway of $15,000 for buying $50 worth of creatine gummies and two times I missed my state lotto jackpot by one number but won $1000 both times. That's $87,000 in two years.

@BugmanJones @pyrate WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE CAYMAN GTS?!?!

@catmanmancat @pyrate Oh believe me I was tempted. I was looking to buy a house with a bit of land for my fiancée and myself though. I thought about taking the car, enjoying it for a few months and then selling it but thought it would be too much of a hassle to sell a six figure car. I st least got to fire up the engine and give it a few revs when I accepted the car on camera for promotional purposes. I can't tell you how much I was kicking myself for taking the money lmao

@BugmanJones @pyrate BRO IT'S AS DIFFICULT AS A SINGLE PHONE CALL TO A DEALER TO FACILITATE THE TRANSACTION. THEY'D EVEN SEND TRANSPORTATION TO PICK IT UP DIRECTLY AT NO COST TO YOU AND CUT YOU A CHECK SAME DAY. IT'D BE A SINGLE TRANSACTION HERE YOU WON THIS AND NOW WE BOUGHT IT TYPE OF DEAL.

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