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China's selling the famous CIA silicone face mask...

@cjd come on, if you buy a silicone mask on aliexpress, get a girl one

I think a 6 foot 2 inch girl with 8 inch hands would draw enough attention to defeat the purpose...

You can troon out at any time.

I'm a millennial, so naturally I have a beard and only wanna do stuff BEFORE it's cool... Everybody's trooning out, the whole goddamn open source ecosystem has done it. Ergo, it ain't cool anymore. Least not for me. I'm gonna wear my flannel and drink my shitty beer instead.

@cjd @pyrate @lain I haven't heard of anyone becoming a double man yet. Find a femboy that is a tissue match for you and convince him to cut off his cock. Then you graft his cock on to your shaft and have a double.
You can walk into any stinky millennial tattoo + bodymod convention and you will have beaten all of them.

> I haven't heard of anyone

Ehud Arye Laniado

@cjd @lain @pyrate Looks like this was an enlargement, though. I'm talking about having two knobs.

I don't know how you go about "enlarging" it without adding something...

Anyway I'd be a bad candidate for any of that shit b/c my penis is perfect so the only thing you can possibly do is make it worse.