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I think a 6 foot 2 inch girl with 8 inch hands would draw enough attention to defeat the purpose...

@cjd most people only care about a girl's dick size tho

Speaking of which, when Pleroma login-with-dickpic ?

@cjd after the gemma 4 integration

Gamma 4?
That like neutron radiation?

You can troon out at any time.

@pyrate @cjd nah it's a young man's game

I'm a millennial, so naturally I have a beard and only wanna do stuff BEFORE it's cool... Everybody's trooning out, the whole goddamn open source ecosystem has done it. Ergo, it ain't cool anymore. Least not for me. I'm gonna wear my flannel and drink my shitty beer instead.

mead and cigars.

That sounds pretty good. We're having gin and tonic tonight...

I'll have my hickory pipe with some apple tobacco... I have somewhere around 30 gallons of mead on hand...

@cjd @lain @pyrate you could become a drag queen

Ehh, I don't like other peoples kids enough to be a drag queen.

@cjd @pyrate @lain I haven't heard of anyone becoming a double man yet. Find a femboy that is a tissue match for you and convince him to cut off his cock. Then you graft his cock on to your shaft and have a double.
You can walk into any stinky millennial tattoo + bodymod convention and you will have beaten all of them.

> I haven't heard of anyone

Ehud Arye Laniado

@cjd @lain @pyrate Looks like this was an enlargement, though. I'm talking about having two knobs.

I don't know how you go about "enlarging" it without adding something...

Anyway I'd be a bad candidate for any of that shit b/c my penis is perfect so the only thing you can possibly do is make it worse.

@cjd @lain @pyrate That's what tattoos and bodymods are all about.

Rest of my body is also perfect, so can only make that worse too...

@lain
Everyone plays female characters in MMOs why would Outside be any different?
@cjd

@gabriel @lain @cjd I remember like 15 years ago asking my clanmate why he had a female character if he was a man. He went on a long rant about how it would be gay for him to stare at a male character all day

@ElDeadKennedy
🫪 Bros is it gay to watch a man slay monsters?
@lain @cjd

I just lost it with video games after about GTA San Andreas. Never got along with multi-player shit.

I would rather do anything that builds a reusable skill rather than games...

@cjd
My opinion is that MMOs are one of the more efficient anti-crime prevention tools because they're explicitly addictive to lonely people with highly disregulated emotional states that correlate with anti-social behaviour.
If I was a glowie running a de-radicalization program I would setup a "gaming to careers" pipeline.
@lain @ElDeadKennedy

Yea, figures...

My mentality is a bit weird, because I'm obsessive about stuff so I can like read a programming language spec or something, but I lose interest in things really fast so I have no addictive tenancies whatsoever.