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@CobaltSasquatch
It's pronounced "may-lay" not "melly."

I want to beat diction and syntax into every zoomer with a hammer.

A thought I keep going back to whenever I'm bored is - what would actually be the best weapon to carry - from a perspective of ease of acquisition, ease of carrying, not life in prison if you're caught with one... It's an interesting question.

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Milei Weapon

I'm going with the chainsword. I doubt many people could even process what it is before they're getting their tender vittles processed

> ease of acquisition, ease of carrying, not life in prison if you're caught with one...
Construction equipment. Hammer or a crowbar. A short piece of 1" rebar. Sports equipment. Keep a ball and a mitt near your bat.

Honestly if we just want something good that has an easy to explain non-illegal reason to have I'd probably go with a roofing hammer or a walking stick. I mean if you're talking about ease of use the Noble stick has been the preferred weapon of humanity for a very long time. I'd guess more people have died to staves/spears in history than any other weapon in existence. Guns included

Everything is contextual of course, but I feel like my favored tool for a midnight WaffleHouse visit would be:
* Extensible pocket baton that can reach about 3-4 feet
* With probes on one end and a taser on the other
* And with an absurdly powerful "flashlight" with reasonably narrow beam so I can just blind the motherfucker while he's rushing