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@Shadowbroker2135 okay but my AI has been generating waifus with smaller boobs, still suits ubel ngl
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@graf I love Ubel whether she's an A, B, or C, cup.
@Shadowbroker2135 A-B is peak female form ngl
@graf @Shadowbroker2135 can I use your phone too have sex?
@graf @Shadowbroker2135 itβs your phone.
@Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Women hate to know a man is using a phone another man bought. You should stop posting about it if you want to get the hot tub bitches on your dick brother
@Ree @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Yes they do. Women are the #1 lovers of people who literally hate them. Are you retarded?
@graf @Ree @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 straight women* but that's because all straight women and 99% of straight men are retarded
@vriska @Ree @Jonny @Shadowbroker2135 Listen speed weed, everybody in this thread is straight we don't need the gay angle in this rn. Women are fucking retarded gay or straight btw
@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 cute, retard
I donβt smoke weed.
or what ever you kids do.
Graf, please PLEASE donβt do the jew stuff.
I donβt smoke weed.
or what ever you kids do.
Graf, please PLEASE donβt do the jew stuff.
@Jonny @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 what is the jew stuff
@graf @vriska @Ree @Shadowbroker2135 It's a failure to eat bacon cheeseburgers. I am pretty sure brisket poutine counts mostly so I can verify you are not doing that.
@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree pete has become muslim
@vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree I have fed pete some insane foods over the last couple years. the brisket poutine he's talking about we got at the shittiest dive bar in toronto. the only one still serving past like 3am and I bet he has dreams about it
@graf @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree if only he had released revolver 4 years ago... we could still save him...
@graf @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree (still love you pete just talking shit
@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree sorry im too good at sports and talking to women to understand this joke ;)
@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree I have talked to many women and I am only bad at ball-sports. In boxing and kickboxing and Muay Thai, it is strictly forbidden to kick any balls.
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@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree let's have a BJJ match
@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree No, that is a sport that features balls predominantly.
> It is 2 a.m.
> Pete is working late.
> Pete goes to the break room.
> There is a UFC thing on the screen.
> Pete sits down to watch that a while before returning to work.
> Manager of different team comes through.
> This guy is gay but the middle-aged-slacks-and-khakis-in-Pasadena kind.
> He gets a coffee.
> He sees what I am watching.
> "I never understood why straight men watch this."
He is correct about hug-fighting. The "north-south position" is referred to by a number everywhere else on earth.
> It is 2 a.m.
> Pete is working late.
> Pete goes to the break room.
> There is a UFC thing on the screen.
> Pete sits down to watch that a while before returning to work.
> Manager of different team comes through.
> This guy is gay but the middle-aged-slacks-and-khakis-in-Pasadena kind.
> He gets a coffee.
> He sees what I am watching.
> "I never understood why straight men watch this."
He is correct about hug-fighting. The "north-south position" is referred to by a number everywhere else on earth.
@p @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Thank you for reminding me I have to mount a TV in the kitchen so we can have a livestream of the federated timeline (or videos/recipes) while in kitchen cooking
@graf @vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree This is excellent plan and please also incorporate a grafskitchen @ poast account that is a speech-to-text bot running on a Pi in your kitchen. (This is a thing you can do what that Radxa Rock5! It's a beefy lil fucker. I am using it as my main desktop for current situation.) The bot just posts, unattributed, all of the things said in the kitchen while it is running. For bonus points, make it extremely shitty mic and terrible bot. I will help with this if we can make it a reality.
@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree does anyone in this thread smoke weed
@vriska @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree I don't. 
I actually quit when I was 17 because it made programming harder.
I actually quit when I was 17 because it made programming harder.
@p @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree skill issue tbh but the only reason weed makes me better at things is because I'm autistic lmao
@georgia @vriska @p @Shadowbroker2135 @Ree Only drugs I'm involved with is mushrooms, alcohol and God
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@p @pwm @syzygy @vriska @georgia @Shadowbroker2135 @graf @Ree I used to do everything with my right hand, my left was basically useless up until I tripped balls for the first time, now it's about 40/60 in favor of my right
I didn't magically turn ambidextrous overnight (I obviously still can't write for shit with my left) but I've been using both hands a lot more independently ever since
Google ai seems to think it's something called learned mixed-handedness
I didn't magically turn ambidextrous overnight (I obviously still can't write for shit with my left) but I've been using both hands a lot more independently ever since
Google ai seems to think it's something called learned mixed-handedness
@Cocoa @pwm @syzygy @p @vriska @georgia @Ree it's well worth your time to practice using both hands for as many tasks as possible. i use the computer mouse with my left hand exclusively even though i'm right handed. i also do welding with left and right interchangeably. cutting with a knife or anything dangerous i only use my right. stuff like scrubbing dishes or anything that isn't dangerous with both
I know which I prefer. 
